You must choose a cat-themed minor super power:

[johnjburnsiii@kzoo.to]

@futurebird

I think the "Wolverine" claws would be my choice.

[snork303@toot.community]

@futurebird
I can't believe Team Dew Claw isn't kicking butt here

[australopithecus@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
I've already got whiskers and flexibility, and I'd just hurt myself with dew claws, so I guess super hearing?

[ericlawton@kolektiva.social]

@futurebird

I guess that also rules out the "commanding soulful look", too?

@dpiponi

[philsuth@fosstodon.org]

@futurebird Not a selectable option, but a proper tail could be very useful. Improves balance, signals emotions easily, and provide an extra sense for locating things behind you. Might have to remodel some furniture a little tho..

[floatybirb@mastodon.social]

@utopiarte @futurebird what is the cheater's riddle?

[geckzilla@scicomm.xyz]

@futurebird dew claw so i can cut a bitch when the time comes

[hostia@defcon.social]

@futurebird based on the most popular choice so far (floating shoulders) it's tempting to conclude that most us here are just adults with shoulder mobility problems, and while other options have their appeal as well, ultimately we just want some sweet relief :,)

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird I want cat flexibility to sleep comfortably in any position like they do!

[processparsnip@mastodon.ie]

@lxskllr

*picturing sweaters with a second outdoorsy thumbhole, for the dew claw

@dpiponi @futurebird

[trinsec@trinsec.org]

@futurebird@sauropods.win If those flexible shoulders mean I can get rid of my neck ache then I'm totally up for that!