The amazing thing about the Softbank golden goose thing is that one can use literally any meme template to dunk on it.

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@troublewithwords

The goose was not valued…

[jaredwhite@indieweb.social]

@troublewithwords

[natevw@toot.cafe]

@troublewithwords

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@octothorpe

[notthatdelta@furry.engineer]

@troublewithwords I went a bit more esoteric with my memery, I hope it satisfies!

https://furry.engineer/@notthatdelta/116811486392588855

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@jaredwhite @troublewithwords oh that's a good one.

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@moonrabbit Perfection!

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@moonrabbit Used it at exactly the right time.

[sanityinc@hachyderm.io]

@troublewithwords

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@sanityinc

[sanityinc@hachyderm.io]

@troublewithwords

[odoruhako@mastodon.social]

@troublewithwords

#softbank #goosewasnotvalued

[odoruhako@mastodon.social]

@troublewithwords Also...

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@odoruhako

@troublewithwords

[davey_cakes@mastodon.ie]

@troublewithwords this is just beautiful work

[lediva@lediva.masto.host]

@troublewithwords WHAT YOU SAY

SOMEONE SET US UP THE GOOSE

TAKE OFF EVERY GOLDEN EGG

ALL YOUR EGG FACTORY ARE BELONG TO US

[stylus@social.afront.org]

@troublewithwords how low can you effort

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@davey_cakes Thank you.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@futzle @odoruhako @troublewithwords

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@stylus Excellent!