The amazing thing about the Softbank golden goose thing is that one can use literally any meme template to dunk on it.

[lediva@lediva.masto.host]

@troublewithwords WHAT YOU SAY

SOMEONE SET US UP THE GOOSE

TAKE OFF EVERY GOLDEN EGG

ALL YOUR EGG FACTORY ARE BELONG TO US

[stylus@social.afront.org]

@troublewithwords how low can you effort

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@davey_cakes Thank you.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@futzle @odoruhako @troublewithwords

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

@stylus Excellent!

[uep@timeloop.cafe]

@troublewithwords and we're going to try them all!

[amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu]

@troublewithwords

[avuko@infosec.exchange]

@moonrabbit @troublewithwords

[moonrabbit@sunny.garden]

@troublewithwords thank you

[nickappleton@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@troublewithwords

[troublewithwords@wandering.shop]

Y’all are making me laugh. I’m probably burning a few followers by boosting so many SoftBank goose memes, but I need a laugh.

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@troublewithwords

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@troublewithwords @moonrabbit

Factorio - goose edition!

[richardstephens@hachyderm.io]

@troublewithwords ooooh oooooh can I play too

[elfin@mstdn.social]

@troublewithwords @octothorpe Suppose someone had to do it.

[secularjeffrey@ohai.social]

@troublewithwords @octothorpe

[humanadverb@dice.camp]

@troublewithwords I love these days when social media invents a new dumb hilarious thing.

This one is so good.

[fleur_de_la@mastodon.online]

@troublewithwords

[aaron@chirp.zadzmo.org]

@troublewithwords

[glitzersachen@hachyderm.io]

@troublewithwords

Oh my. This is real ...