Okay but, is it… meant to look like that?

[keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk]

@Nickiquote Thinking about creme eggs for some reason.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

Apparently they’re selling it for defence purposes and I, personally, cannot see any problems with relying on an enormous slow balloon the size of a football pitch in the theatre of battle.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2leyyy3j4o

[tomminieminen@mastodontti.fi]

@Nickiquote At least she has a plug.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

Stand down, everyone. Wikipedia has got this.

[calcius@hol.ogra.ph]

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
I bet it has an onlyfans account

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

Deary me.

[boblefridge@mastodon.nz]

Maximum altitude 20,000 ft. You could take it out with a Cessna and a flare gun.

And if the skin gets pierced, would it whiz though the sky going "brrrrrrrrrr" like a punctured balloon?

@Nickiquote

[devonkiwi@mastodonapp.uk]

@Nickiquote It would appear to be smiling. What's it got to smile about?

[cal@kind.social]

@Nickiquote Oh the huge manbussy

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@Nickiquote hitting three dimensional coordinates perfectly with the time coordinates a week late

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@Devonkiwi It managed to conceal its existence from humanity until 2007. That’s pretty impressive.

[devonkiwi@mastodonapp.uk]

@Nickiquote Fair point.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@Nickiquote @Devonkiwi it doesn’t go to starbucks and will afford to retire one day

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@BobLefridge This is certainly what the Prof Wile E Coyote studies would suggest.

[vwdasher@mymasto.com]

@Nickiquote

[dorian_h@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

[catswhocode@twoot.site]

@Nickiquote yes uh...butt plug?

[josgeluk@mastodon.nl]

@Nickiquote meet the pilot

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

It looks like she’s cut herself shaving.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@josgeluk What an enormous bell.