Okay but, is it… meant to look like that?

[swope@mstdn.plus]

@Nickiquote
@BobLefridge

I don't know this specific design, but typically airships operate at very low pressure - relying on the low density of helium for buoyancy and only a fraction of a PSI to maintain the shape of the envelope.
I know of an observation balloon that became untethered in Iraq around 2006. The US military shot many holes in it trying to prevent it from drifting away, but the gas leaks out very slowly.
It's a bit like trying to open a plastic blister pack with a pushpin.

[swope@mstdn.plus]

@Nickiquote

Was Asscender already trademarked?

[grob@mstdn.social]

@Nickiquote I doubt that it can stay airborne without "emissions". And lots of it

[cgsines@mastodon.world]

@Nickiquote

good thing the plug is in . . .

[spytfyre@mastodon.scot]

@Nickiquote not one but two butt plugs

[glaswolf@mastodon.scot]

@Shelly @Nickiquote I can see it, and I feel a bit better about myself now.

[spytfyre@mastodon.scot]

@Nickiquote
Wait. One might be a vagazzle
Don't want to miss gender
Now a new mister men and little miss book
Why little though
Fucking SEXISTS

[clutha@mastodon.scot]

@stavvers @Nickiquote
I name this ship ‘the Donald’

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@GlasWolf @Shelly Okay, but I do think that, upside down, it looks like the back end of a rabbit.

[drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social]

@Nickiquote It's like two butts in one

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@drgroftehauge It is, it’s like a little pink bum using a bum-shaped parachute.

[queenofthecroneage@beige.party]

@Nickiquote

How many maintenance guys have thought about it.

[glaswolf@mastodon.scot]

@Nickiquote @Shelly Now I feel bad again.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@GlasWolf @Shelly

[glaswolf@mastodon.scot]

@Nickiquote

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Nickiquote Maybe the photographer is an admirer of womanly shapes, how to blame.
But then, I won't comment the two lower protrusions out of the body, and their use.

[crovanian@mastodon.social]

@stavvers
Flying Ass in the sky!
I can ship twice as wide!
Take a shit!
And look at it!
It’s a cool ass blimp!

[sfwmson@universeodon.com]

@Nickiquote

I guess it holds a lot of gas?

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@QueenOfTheCroneAge “Man, they won’t even let *me* fuck the enormous flying bum”

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote
It's the buttmobile!