I have noticed a slew of new accounts with obviously AI generated avatar images, and extremely generic bits of folksy wisdom.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@Remittancegirl

Life is like a garden, you gotta water it every day, with a little piss added in the water for nutrition

[acb@mastodon.social]

@Remittancegirl @cstross This is the fediverse. Banal, folksy wisdom here should at least include a reference to guillotining landlords or the fact that craft supplies can be good for stabbing or something.

[ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza]

@Remittancegirl So far they've been easy to spot, and thankfully less common here than elsewhere, at least for me. Being on a server with a specific focus may help.

[aspiringluddite@medievalist.masto.host]

@acb @Remittancegirl @cstross

Knitting while guilloting seems on brand, and also has historical precedent!

[weemadhamish@toot.cat]

@AspiringLuddite @acb @Remittancegirl @cstross

Once we're done with the king strangling, priest entrails can be macramed into hammocks.

[skjeggtroll@mastodon.online]

@AspiringLuddite @acb @Remittancegirl @cstross

"I've knitted this garotte out of a hand-dyed llama wool / horse-hair yarn from a pattern I found on Rebelry. There's a few mistakes, but I think it came out great. The handles are made from an old Vic 20 power-supply I had lying around. #noMoreKings #guerillaKnitting #retroComputing #craftyAssassin"

[fandasin@social.linux.pizza]

@Kierkegaanks

Just to be "my nerdyme" - piss will kill your plants.
Because of acidity, maybe some other shit, on the other hand - shit will help your plants thrive!

@Remittancegirl

[sinvega@mas.to]

@acb @Remittancegirl @cstross Everything I need in life, I learned in axe school

[zambunny@livellosegreto.it]

@Remittancegirl I do suspect commercial socials are trying to invade in order to destroy the Fediverse, because I put nothing above these people

[temptoetiam@eldritch.cafe]

@acb @Remittancegirl @cstross I remember fondly the minor reveal in Hobb's Farseer trilogy that the queen's old friend and constant companion, always prattling and knitting, is actually a trained bodyguard deadly with needles.

[bovaz@misskey.social]

@acb@mastodon.social @Remittancegirl@mstdn.social @cstross@wandering.shop A few times a year, by mistake, I cut my hands and nails with my hair, so some one will have what they need on their persons.

[swggrkllr3rd@mastodon.world]

@Remittancegirl Am I ai generated ??

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@FandaSin @Remittancegirl yes, but a low solution will fertilize it with NPK

[fandasin@social.linux.pizza]

@Kierkegaanks

OOhh. I see what you mean. Thank you.
The more I know!

@Remittancegirl

[kastope@mastodon.social]

@AspiringLuddite @acb @Remittancegirl @cstross The revolution will not be televized, but It will be yarn bombed.