I declare "ethics" to be out of scope for my habit of feeding people I don't like to big cats.

[pauldrye@spacey.space]

@catsalad What about discussion of what happens to people who break these rules being fed to big cats?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@pauldrye As long as the big cats get feed :3

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@catsalad i hear that some people are getting a lot of benefit from being fed to large cats and that some are even catmaxxing by being fed to several simultaneously.

[anguadelphine@mk.absturztau.be]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Shitanory!
If everybody* Pees & Moans every time anyone feeds obnoxious humans to hungry animals, we'd be in a fine old state!
If it was good enough for the Romans...

* Who hasn't become Animal Food yet

[lemgandi@mastodon.social]

@JeffGrigg @catsalad

Ooh. I would pay money for a set of little stickers with this on 'em. Like the Trump 'I Did That' stickers on etsy. Which I already use.

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@catsalad people need to acknowledge that big cats are coming, like it or not. Sure, some people will be fed to the big cats, but that progress.

[jeffgrigg@mastodon.social]

@lemgandi @catsalad

It's quite easy to do that, really. There's quite a selection to choose from, too.

(No, I'm not selling them. Nor do I have any relationship with any of the sellers, that I know of.)

https://www.google.com/search?q=products+leopards+eating+faces+stickers

[zimme83@mastodon.nu]

@catsalad Al i have to say is:
Pspsps.

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@Iwillyeah @catsalad

i will totally go down still muttering "here, kitty kitty kitty" and "pss pss pss".

[sharkfie@infosec.exchange]

@Iwillyeah @catsalad if you don't like big cats, you will simply be eaten by someone's big cats

[ventousio@smugcat.moe]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @pauldrye@spacey.space On veut plus de Korkettes et des pâtés de keuff tous les jours

[technothrasher@universeodon.com]

@catsalad

[jeffgrigg@mastodon.social]

@gdinwiddie @ChrisHolladay @catsalad

Won't somebody think of the health and welfare of the big cats?

People aren't very nutritious.

And lord knows what kinds of poisons they have been consuming.

We have other more efficient ways of dealing with unwanted people.

[lastofthem@mastodon-belgium.be]

@catsalad you’re either feeding people to big cats or you’re going to be stuck in the past, left behind by progress.

[peachfront@toot.community]

@catsalad

is it within scope to nominate some names of those who would serve the planet best by becoming food for big cats????

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
Actually true...I catsitted a privately owned Siberian tiger in my days as a vet tech and zoo keeper...
I can tell you she liked chicken with or without human finger snacks and vanilla ice cream.
Big cat indeed .....all 350 pounds of her badass self !

[dragoniff2@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad what kind of big cats are we talking about? Lions? Woo, that's a mess. Jaguars? That's acceptable enough. Tigers and Leopards are sort of a moral grey area, to be honest.

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad I mean, can we revisit when (# of humans) / (# of cats) ratio hints humanity’s fate is at risk. Like, 1/10 or so?

[matt5sean3@urusai.social]

@catsalad

Look, Roar is the future of all cinema and you can't prove otherwise.

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad current ratios:

Big Cats (panthera) 8B/600k
Bears 8b/26k
Orcas: 8b/50k
Wolves: 8b/250k
Whales: 8b/1.5m

… we’re 99.9 percent of the planet’s apex predators. Hot snax for the big kitties is a good thing .