To hell with AI, more innovation like this please.#solarpunk

[imalcolm@mastodon.social]

@markmetz

I for one welcome our mycelium-packaging overlords. (Underlords?)

[neverbeaten@mas.to]

@markmetz
What we really need is a ban on all packaging and advertising.

[niavy@masto.bike]

@markmetz

That's great 🤩

#solarpunk

[niavy@masto.bike]

@jor
Beware, you are summoning @Joannanewsomsuperfan
@markmetz

[rpin42@mastodon.social]

@markmetz my brother has a severe mushroom allergy and is terrified of this taking off. Is it hypoallergenic?

[wyatt_h_knott@vermont.masto.host]

@markmetz Sharing for the corduroy pants and wool sweaters everyone seems to be wearing. I didn't even know you could still BUY corduroy.

[vantablack2000@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@markmetz Yeah let's see more innovation like this. This actually replaces something WORTH replacing unlike AI that only exists to replace people or make them lazy in the pursuit of "efficiency"

[uplategeek@bitbang.social]

@markmetz between this and all the hours I spent growing and picking mushrooms in Stardew Valley, I suddenly have the urge to quit my job and become a professional mushroom (packaging) grower!

[realgene@hachyderm.io]

@markmetz
I hope it comes in different flavors.

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@inj4n @markmetz ”Decomposes in weeks” doesn’t seem to be compatible with that unless it’s prepared in some way.

[joannanewsomsuperfan@mas.to]

@markmetz @jor
Maybe it is meant to be

Do not fight it back, Jor

Join the wobbly side of the Force

[shredd_tone@equestria.social]

@markmetz Let's make this happen...for good, for all...NOW!!!

[joannanewsomsuperfan@mas.to]

@jor @markmetz @niavy
Blob is love
Blob is joy
Blob is light
Become blob

[leo_dumas@mastodon.social]

@Joannanewsomsuperfan @jor @markmetz @niavy

Blobs are red
Violets are blue
Your packaging
Is gonna eat you

[alice@bidule.menf.in]

@jor @markmetz Definitely. If it was the case, there would already be massive money invested to lie about its dangers and implant in every mind the idea that's "here to stay anyway". And people saying everywhere "ok, so I use the flesh-eating mushroom but can we stop with holier-than-thou purity attitude and be realistic for once? I mean everyone's using it, and I need it to package vegan sandwiches so it's obviously a net positive for the community".

[kahte@masto.bike]

@Joannanewsomsuperfan dis tu nous fais pas une petite secte, dis ?@jor @markmetz @niavy

[oschwand@mamot.fr]

@Kahte @Joannanewsomsuperfan @jor @markmetz @niavy une grosse, la secte big blob

[joannanewsomsuperfan@mas.to]

@jor @markmetz @niavy @Kahte petite ? Dis tout de suite que je manque d'ambition

[kahte@masto.bike]

@Joannanewsomsuperfan pardon grande Gouroute interstellaire !!! @jor @markmetz @niavy

[joannanewsomsuperfan@mas.to]

@Kahte @jor @niavy @oschwand "gros secte" et "big blobs" ? on dirait des pruderies d'autocorrect dans la barre de recherche d'un site porno