Every person who boosts this toot will get a check for $5,000

[mick@cosocial.ca]

@tayfonay y’all are laughing now but I can’t tell you how many emails I received in 1999 telling me that if I forwarded them to 20 friends Bill Gates would buy all of us passes to Disney.

I’m still waiting, and won’t be fooled again.

[ph4ntxmofficial@infosec.exchange]

@tayfonay

Make it 10 and I'm in!

[gregsbrain@mstdn.social]

@tayfonay I'm not getting suckered again

[serialwhiner@beige.party]

@TheEddieShow @tayfonay
Seriously. I completed pledge week almost two years ago. Worth the trauma, but I don't want to go through it again.
Let's just have a toga party.

[isol@mastodon.au]

@tayfonay

The opportunity to buy a tartan pattern for $5,000?

[cheekqualizer@hear-me.social]

@tayfonay

Make my check out to cash pls

[theeddieshow@beige.party]

@SerialWhiner @tayfonay

*body tingles*

[patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot]

@tayfonay what do I get for a like?!

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@tayfonay I can write myself those all day long. Why I need you?

[rotopenguin@mastodon.social]

@tayfonay the only reason I boosted this is that your offer is more credible than the other $5k offer I got.

[rq@river.group.lt]

@mcSlibinas, na jei atvirai, tai tavo anglų kalba labai laužyta, nepirmąkart pastebiu.

@nazokiyoubinbou

[loganfive@beige.party]

@tayfonay Do we have an anthem yet?

I'm still trying to get the handshake down.
or something like that.

[sindarina@ngmx.com]

@tayfonay I pledge allegiance to the Beige, and the Party for which it stands!

(Is that enough? Or do I need to be on the instance?)

[luuk_aalders@mastodon.nl]

@tayfonay

[wx1g@queer.cool]

@tayfonay I want it in cash, please. Not a rubber US Treasury check! From that dead beat?

[loganfive@beige.party]

@tayfonay You're up to $1,135,000. Is this part of the Beige emergency reserve fund?

[hteph@blahaj.zone]

@tayfonay@beige.party Can I have it in gold please, I think we heading for a future where only jewellery will be useful for trading purposes.