OMG I'm fucking dying here — who designed this house??

[transfemmegabriellamontez@mastodon.social]

@josgeluk @wynke @alice the WHAT?!?

[josgeluk@mastodon.nl]

@transfemmegabriellamontez https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(sculpture)

@wynke @alice

[mjr@masto.bike]

@RVLara23 @alice here it is on StreetView: https://maps.app.goo.gl/zZHHfNt98dnGwvp86

[rvlara23@mastodon.social]

@mjr @alice

I was being facetious- but yea, incredible!

[gnate@ohai.social]

@BackFromTheDud
Surely he was, at one point.
@alice

[waffelhard@f.reun.de]

@JoscelynTransient @alice ...but where exactly?

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@alice it’s real. Everyone can just plug “ferrotopia Amsterdam” into their favorite search engine.

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@alice I propose that we do a crowdfunder, buy this thing, and make it the Fediverse HQ

[wakame@tech.lgbt]

@slothrop @alice
But what about the Cave of the Bonerdragon?
Will that only become a regional headquarter?

[bussphomet@app.wafrn.net]

@alice@lgbtqia.space

Notch

[happydisciple@mendeddrum.org]

@agturcz @alice It’s not there anymore, apparently Domestikator (the relevant part of Ferrotopia) was moved to IJmuiden, between the marina and the Kennemermeer.

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@alice the question is…what is at the location where the buildings…um…penetrate….each other?

[willow@chaosfem.tw]

@JoscelynTransient @alice I legit didn’t see the sex-pose of this until you mentioned it.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@JoscelynTransient the mud room?

[captmikeyates@tech.lgbt]

@JoscelynTransient @alice Erm.... firing range?

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@Willow @alice oh, you sweet asexual summer child 🤭

[willow@chaosfem.tw]

@JoscelynTransient @alice Oh, sweetie. I’m no summer child. Refusing to constantly run my “sex joke pattern matcher” is an intentional choice, that I make to honor who I am.

This is what a summer child looks like after a really hard winter that nearly killed her.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Willow 🫂

@JoscelynTransient

[willow@chaosfem.tw]

@alice

Thanks 🩶🤍

@JoscelynTransient

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@Willow @alice fair. I actually like you being the intentionally refuse to recognize sexual pattern asexual. It’s lovely