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[sjcooke66@mastodon.social]

@xyla Oooohhh! Daring!!!!

[doctroid@vmst.io]

@xyla I just minutes ago opened an IKEA box whose seams were festooned with "no knives" icons. So I gnawed the tape apart with my teeth.

I absolutely positively did not use my Swiss Army Knife, and you can't prove I did.

[targea_caramar@sunny.garden]

@xyla Do not blade, use to open

[patrick_h_lauke@mastodon.social]

@xyla some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill...

[teskariel@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@doctroid @xyla And I assume you also wouldn't have licked the seam to create fake DNA evidence of your gnawrly technique?