It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.
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It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.
@paparatti lichen subscribe etc...

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It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.
@paparatti They're so used to algorithmic manipulation helping them get popular, they have no idea how to deal with out it.
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It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.
@paparatti There's something so soothing about moss 🥰
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Try it. Post a picture of moss. See what happens.
@paparatti I've actually been sitting on some (previously unpublished) macro photographs of moss, so lets give this a shot
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It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.
@paparatti If you insist.
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@paparatti I've actually been sitting on some (previously unpublished) macro photographs of moss, so lets give this a shot
@hungryjoe hashtag it! It needs the #mosstodon final touch!
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@hungryjoe hashtag it! It needs the #mosstodon final touch!
@paparatti That wasn't part of your original pitch

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@paparatti it's the moss echo chamber!! run for your lives!!1!
now we must test the sound dampening qualities of moss
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@paparatti That wasn't part of your original pitch

@hungryjoe that's the part you're supposed to work out by yourself! Everything gets a hashtag, for your own sanity and the good of someone else's organic search.
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It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.
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It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.
@paparatti and I love it....
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Try it. Post a picture of moss. See what happens.
@paparatti
How about a digital block of moss. It is moss, yet it is artificial! What will happen? What would John Mastodon do? -
Try it. Post a picture of moss. See what happens.
@paparatti I saw some moss on the dog walk yesterday, and was thinking, hm, I should take a picture of the moss. it's moss season. I neglected to take that photo but I will next time!
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@paparatti If you insist.
My favorite Moss! Although I love all the Mosstodon posts.
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Try it. Post a picture of moss. See what happens.
@paparatti Ok! #Mosstodon
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@paparatti
How about a digital block of moss. It is moss, yet it is artificial! What will happen? What would John Mastodon do?@leadore @paparatti What would John MOSStodon do?
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@paparatti Also: #LichenSubscribe
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@jef @paparatti Life ... finds a way.
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@paparatti
How about a digital block of moss. It is moss, yet it is artificial! What will happen? What would John Mastodon do?@leadore @paparatti It's technically accurate and has good alt text. Boosted.

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@leadore @paparatti It's technically accurate and has good alt text. Boosted.

.... it's a pretty good first draft.