i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding
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posts on mastodon can't blow up they said
mastodon has low engagement they said
@eniko I don't know how you do it - if I make a post that gets 10 likes all the notifications bug the crap out of me
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@eniko @pouncy_panda i instantly knew the perfect image for this and knew it had to be done (i used deathgenerator.com)
@maia something tells me @grumpygamer would approve
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i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding
@eniko I want to buy software on CD with nice packaging and printed manual.
I want to go back to an era where you buy one release of a piece of software and can use it forever, and updates are another boxset with new features released two years later.
I want software to be tested by an actual QA department, and manuals and CHM help files to be created by technical writers that get paid as much if not more than the developers.
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i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding
@eniko there is a certain app I use that has daily updates, sometimes several a day. And yet, it works like shit, and in some cases will freeze at startup for 10-15 minutes. Oh and takes a ton of memory and CPU.
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@eniko I’ve now caught up with that cursed level and completed world 5.
I’ve also reached the conclusion that it’s a game for speed runners. Because you can’t be affected by the SMB3-physics-that-won’t-let-you-stop if you never stop.

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i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding
@eniko how about mine? 18 of 21 are small enough to fit on a floppy disk. https://www.gingerbeardman.com/apps/fits-on-a-floppy/
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@eniko We were once taught in computer science to attempt to refine our code to tight, elegant, complete solutions. Very small chunks of software that were complete and conceptually clear. Early on, that was required because the memory and storage resources were strictly limited. When did we decide that just because the limits were off, our coding should be complex, nasty, unreadable, and should suck?
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i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place Handcrafted software (the opposite to autogenerated, mass produced, vibe coded one), with a seal of authenticity
Software that you can't download from the Internet and you only can get by going to a street flea market where somebody will offer it to you in a 3.5" floppy that you have to wait to get home to try on that old Amiga 500 (or an Amstrad CPC, awawa...
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i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding
@eniko The best commits are the ones with more - than +.
I know that's a tangent to your point, I just find it satisfying.
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