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  • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

    "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

    #satire

    computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC T m3t00@catodon.rocksM haitchfive@oldbytes.spaceH johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ 7 Replies Last reply
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    • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

      "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

      "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

      #satire

      computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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      #2

      Didn't expect this to blow up, thanks, Mastodon!

      On a serious note, Wendy wasn't just the longtime news reporter for "Computer Chronicles." She was also the editor of Newsbytes News Network, one of the first online services covering the tech industry. Thanks to @savetz, you can now view and search the entire Newsbytes archive from 1983-2002:

      https://www.savetz.com/newsbytes/

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      • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

        Didn't expect this to blow up, thanks, Mastodon!

        On a serious note, Wendy wasn't just the longtime news reporter for "Computer Chronicles." She was also the editor of Newsbytes News Network, one of the first online services covering the tech industry. Thanks to @savetz, you can now view and search the entire Newsbytes archive from 1983-2002:

        https://www.savetz.com/newsbytes/

        savetz@oldbytes.spaceS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #3

        @computerchronicles an interview with Wendy Woods is forthcoming on ANTIC The Atari 8-bit Podcast

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        • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

          "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

          "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

          #satire

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          #4

          @computerchronicles
          Its 2028, the great sacrifice pit opens and the chorus chants:
          SAM ALTMAN! INTO THE FIRE!
          DARIO AMODEI! INTO THE FIRE!
          SUNDAR PICHAI! INTO THE FIRE!

          😂😂😂😂

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          • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

            "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

            "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

            #satire

            m3t00@catodon.rocksM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #5

            @computerchronicles@mastodon.social

            hey buddy, want to buy a b-tree node?
            🤔

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            • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

              "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

              "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

              #satire

              haitchfive@oldbytes.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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              #6

              @computerchronicles That's right Wendy. And for The Computer Chronicles, I'm Stewart Cheifet, until next week.

              #TheComputerChronicles

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              • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

                "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

                "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

                #satire

                johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                #7

                @computerchronicles "I bought 8GW worth of gas turbine generators for $37 at the bankruptcy auction"

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                  @computerchronicles
                  Its 2028, the great sacrifice pit opens and the chorus chants:
                  SAM ALTMAN! INTO THE FIRE!
                  DARIO AMODEI! INTO THE FIRE!
                  SUNDAR PICHAI! INTO THE FIRE!

                  😂😂😂😂

                  hub@cosocial.caH This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #8

                  @t3tr4 @computerchronicles there is one missing. But we can use one of his rockets to ignite.

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                  • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #9

                    @pewnack Heh. This is actually footage from a community college that was testing a new touchscreen based computer system for class registration.

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                    • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

                      "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

                      "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

                      #satire

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                      #10

                      @computerchronicles Now that you mention it, tech started to turn to shit right around when Pluto lost its status as a planet... 🤔🤔

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                      • johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

                        @computerchronicles "I bought 8GW worth of gas turbine generators for $37 at the bankruptcy auction"

                        chris@mastodon.chrispelli.funC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #11

                        @johnefrancis @computerchronicles Unfortunately they are only worth the scrap value because the global gas supply has collapsed

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                        • computerchronicles@mastodon.socialC computerchronicles@mastodon.social

                          "Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

                          "For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

                          #satire

                          kroc@oldbytes.spaceK This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #12

                          @computerchronicles Can we trade the souls of techbros to get Stewart Chiefet back? I’m game

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