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  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
    daojoan@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

    stevensavage@sfba.socialS paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeP seasonschange@retro.pizzaS donchacale@mastodon.socialD sabik@rants.auS 21 Replies Last reply
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    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

      All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

      stevensavage@sfba.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
      stevensavage@sfba.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
      stevensavage@sfba.social
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      #2

      @Daojoan 10/10 no notes.

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      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

        All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

        paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
        paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
        paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
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        #3

        @Daojoan

        ouch.

        maybe not even cover bands but drunken kaoroke screamers and bad halloween costume attempts made of cardboard...

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        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

          All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

          seasonschange@retro.pizzaS This user is from outside of this forum
          seasonschange@retro.pizzaS This user is from outside of this forum
          seasonschange@retro.pizza
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          #4

          @Daojoan “but meant the hat.​​“ 🤣👏🏽

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          • paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeP paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

            @Daojoan

            ouch.

            maybe not even cover bands but drunken kaoroke screamers and bad halloween costume attempts made of cardboard...

            seasonschange@retro.pizzaS This user is from outside of this forum
            seasonschange@retro.pizzaS This user is from outside of this forum
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            #5

            @paul_ipv6 @Daojoan That’s not fair to cardboard, more like copies from Temu…

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            • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

              All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

              donchacale@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
              donchacale@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
              donchacale@mastodon.social
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #6

              @Daojoan

              absolute RIPPA!
              https://youtu.be/BRiCr8mzRzk?si=RESVKm8e4BmyCS8s

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              • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                sabik@rants.auS This user is from outside of this forum
                sabik@rants.auS This user is from outside of this forum
                sabik@rants.au
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                #7

                @Daojoan
                Also Hitler's Breitspurbahn vs Musk's Hyperloop

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                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                  All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                  bhasic@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                  bhasic@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                  bhasic@mastodon.social
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #8

                  @Daojoan

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                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                    All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                    megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                    megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                    megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social
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                    #9

                    @Daojoan

                    I really couldn't have put it better.

                    And our popular media - being overcharged for multiple streaming sites that despite spending billions could not string a simple story together.

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                    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                      All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                      the_q@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                      the_q@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #10

                      @Daojoan If that's true then why do the rule over us? If they're faking being great, why do we let them?

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                      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                        All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                        wannabemystiker@expressional.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
                        wannabemystiker@expressional.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
                        wannabemystiker@expressional.social
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                        #11

                        @Daojoan
                        🎯!

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                        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                          All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                          noplasticshower@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
                          noplasticshower@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
                          noplasticshower@infosec.exchange
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                          #12

                          @Daojoan lol. 100%

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                          • the_q@mastodon.socialT the_q@mastodon.social

                            @Daojoan If that's true then why do the rule over us? If they're faking being great, why do we let them?

                            daojoan@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                            daojoan@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                            daojoan@mastodon.social
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                            #13

                            @the_q a majority keep falling for the confidence trick

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                            • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                              All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                              netraven@hear-me.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                              netraven@hear-me.social
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                              #14

                              @Daojoan you forgot about the COD cosplayers.

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                              • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                @the_q a majority keep falling for the confidence trick

                                the_q@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                                the_q@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                                the_q@mastodon.social
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                                #15

                                @Daojoan you aren't wrong. God it's depressing.

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                                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                  All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                                  hashraydamon@me.dmH This user is from outside of this forum
                                  hashraydamon@me.dmH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #16

                                  @Daojoan And not even the hat, they are to insecure to rock the bicorn

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                                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                    All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                                    psoul@sfba.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
                                    psoul@sfba.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #17

                                    @Daojoan and look at what Napoleon did with slavery and Saint-Domingue/Haiti.
                                    This analogy is so spot on.

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                                    • seasonschange@retro.pizzaS seasonschange@retro.pizza

                                      @Daojoan “but meant the hat.​​“ 🤣👏🏽

                                      mamalake@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
                                      mamalake@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #18

                                      @SeasonsChange @Daojoan seize the means, folx

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                                      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                        All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                                        fgbjr@indieweb.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #19

                                        @Daojoan I've heard some *very good* cover bands in my time. This is more like open mike night at the karaoke bar. After someone spiked the drinks with Everclear.

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                                        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                          All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

                                          snowblind2005@social.vivaldi.netS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #20

                                          @Daojoan

                                          You are giving too much credit for the buffoons. Cover Bands can actually play instruments. I think you mean Air Bands where they all pretend to play instruments with DJ Press Play (aka The Wizard) behind the stage.

                                          Play no attention to The Wizard Joan!

                                          Buy the merchandise!

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