I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him.
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@suearcher
Sat on a golden toilet at the end of a long wooden plank attached to the top of one of his towers.@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher which sways in the breeze!
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@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher which sways in the breeze!
@skyfire747 @suearcher
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@skyfire747 @suearcher
Facing outward of course. Minimum thickness required.@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher likely to fail at any second with a very long drop to the ground...
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I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.
In Greenland.
You know who.
@suearcher I like this. He also needs lots of fake newspapers and a fake social media account that has antagonistic bots as the only audience.
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@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher likely to fail at any second with a very long drop to the ground...
@skyfire747 @suearcher
So glad I have no plans to go across the pond. -
@suearcher and no phone...
@Micha_Silver @suearcher I'm reminded of the Pink Floyd song the Fletcher Memorial Home -
And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.
To make sure they're still real.
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@skyfire747 @suearcher
So glad I have no plans to go across the pond.@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher I am glad I went round the world in 2019. Still bits of the US I want to see, but think it will never happen...
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@suearcher
Golden statues of all the women he's abused, scowling and pointing?No tie or suit.
Gold didn't end well for Midas.
Indeed, you can't eat gold, but I bet it's quite uncomfortable to sit on.
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@suearcher I think he should be allowed to eat food that he likes, so long as it's really unhealthy, lifespan-shortening food.
Also, I don't think it would be fair to expect Greenlanders to wait on him. Other than that, it's a good plan.
@Malwen Ah you see, I'm concentrating on keeping him alive, but miserable.
And I expect to pay the Greenlanders well to provide minimal service, from confiscating his funds and those of his cronies.
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@Malwen @suearcher Rockall is available… reasonable rates, no neighbours to annoy.
That is an option. I chose Greenland because he seems so keen on it, and I'd like him to end up associating it with nothing but misery.
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@Micha_Silver @suearcher I'm reminded of the Pink Floyd song the Fletcher Memorial Home -
And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.
To make sure they're still real.
It's the only connection they feel.Yes, I thought no phone, but second choice would be one that's not actually connected to anything, but he doesn't know, so as much as he posts, no one ever replies.
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@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher likely to fail at any second with a very long drop to the ground...
All good ideas!
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That is an option. I chose Greenland because he seems so keen on it, and I'd like him to end up associating it with nothing but misery.
@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
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@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
@Janet_52square @suearcher @Malwen
I was thinking of that island that he put tariffs on, the one that is only populated by penguins! -
@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
I was thinking there must be an inhospitable corner or islet somewhere...
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I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.
In Greenland.
You know who.
@suearcher Hell is other people. Install bunk beds and put E*** M*** in the other bunk.
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@suearcher Hell is other people. Install bunk beds and put E*** M*** in the other bunk.
Ah, yes!
We were wondering about a whole barracks to house the whole sorry lot of them. But then they'd have each other to rant to.... But yes, maybe a bunk bed.
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I was thinking there must be an inhospitable corner or islet somewhere...
@suearcher @Janet_52square @Malwen Fake a nuclear attack, usher him into a bunker, tell him he'll need to stay there for a decade+, have a "staff" to look after him by cooking the military rations for him.
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@suearcher @Janet_52square @Malwen Fake a nuclear attack, usher him into a bunker, tell him he'll need to stay there for a decade+, have a "staff" to look after him by cooking the military rations for him.
@_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen
Oh yes, good idea.
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@_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen
Oh yes, good idea.
@suearcher @_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen perfect! Make sure the rations are the barest minimum possible, (he may lose weight).
