I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him.
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I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.
In Greenland.
You know who.
@suearcher I like this. He also needs lots of fake newspapers and a fake social media account that has antagonistic bots as the only audience.
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@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher likely to fail at any second with a very long drop to the ground...
@skyfire747 @suearcher
So glad I have no plans to go across the pond. -
@suearcher and no phone...
@Micha_Silver @suearcher I'm reminded of the Pink Floyd song the Fletcher Memorial Home -
And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.
To make sure they're still real.
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@skyfire747 @suearcher
So glad I have no plans to go across the pond.@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher I am glad I went round the world in 2019. Still bits of the US I want to see, but think it will never happen...
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@suearcher
Golden statues of all the women he's abused, scowling and pointing?No tie or suit.
Gold didn't end well for Midas.
Indeed, you can't eat gold, but I bet it's quite uncomfortable to sit on.
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@suearcher I think he should be allowed to eat food that he likes, so long as it's really unhealthy, lifespan-shortening food.
Also, I don't think it would be fair to expect Greenlanders to wait on him. Other than that, it's a good plan.
@Malwen Ah you see, I'm concentrating on keeping him alive, but miserable.
And I expect to pay the Greenlanders well to provide minimal service, from confiscating his funds and those of his cronies.
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@Malwen @suearcher Rockall is available… reasonable rates, no neighbours to annoy.
That is an option. I chose Greenland because he seems so keen on it, and I'd like him to end up associating it with nothing but misery.
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@Micha_Silver @suearcher I'm reminded of the Pink Floyd song the Fletcher Memorial Home -
And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.
To make sure they're still real.
It's the only connection they feel.Yes, I thought no phone, but second choice would be one that's not actually connected to anything, but he doesn't know, so as much as he posts, no one ever replies.
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@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher likely to fail at any second with a very long drop to the ground...
All good ideas!
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That is an option. I chose Greenland because he seems so keen on it, and I'd like him to end up associating it with nothing but misery.
@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
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@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
@Janet_52square @suearcher @Malwen
I was thinking of that island that he put tariffs on, the one that is only populated by penguins! -
@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
I was thinking there must be an inhospitable corner or islet somewhere...
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I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.
In Greenland.
You know who.
@suearcher Hell is other people. Install bunk beds and put E*** M*** in the other bunk.
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@suearcher Hell is other people. Install bunk beds and put E*** M*** in the other bunk.
Ah, yes!
We were wondering about a whole barracks to house the whole sorry lot of them. But then they'd have each other to rant to.... But yes, maybe a bunk bed.
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I was thinking there must be an inhospitable corner or islet somewhere...
@suearcher @Janet_52square @Malwen Fake a nuclear attack, usher him into a bunker, tell him he'll need to stay there for a decade+, have a "staff" to look after him by cooking the military rations for him.
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@suearcher @Janet_52square @Malwen Fake a nuclear attack, usher him into a bunker, tell him he'll need to stay there for a decade+, have a "staff" to look after him by cooking the military rations for him.
@_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen
Oh yes, good idea.
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@_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen
Oh yes, good idea.
@suearcher @_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen perfect! Make sure the rations are the barest minimum possible, (he may lose weight).
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I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.
In Greenland.
You know who.
Ha yeah. Good plan. Count me in.
Given his malignant narcissism we might safely assume that his anger and greed punishes him all the time.
He is his own hell.
Alas, I agree, that's not enough.
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