I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him.
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@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher likely to fail at any second with a very long drop to the ground...
All good ideas!
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That is an option. I chose Greenland because he seems so keen on it, and I'd like him to end up associating it with nothing but misery.
@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
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@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
@Janet_52square @suearcher @Malwen
I was thinking of that island that he put tariffs on, the one that is only populated by penguins! -
@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.
I was thinking there must be an inhospitable corner or islet somewhere...
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I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.
In Greenland.
You know who.
@suearcher Hell is other people. Install bunk beds and put E*** M*** in the other bunk.
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@suearcher Hell is other people. Install bunk beds and put E*** M*** in the other bunk.
Ah, yes!
We were wondering about a whole barracks to house the whole sorry lot of them. But then they'd have each other to rant to.... But yes, maybe a bunk bed.
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I was thinking there must be an inhospitable corner or islet somewhere...
@suearcher @Janet_52square @Malwen Fake a nuclear attack, usher him into a bunker, tell him he'll need to stay there for a decade+, have a "staff" to look after him by cooking the military rations for him.
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@suearcher @Janet_52square @Malwen Fake a nuclear attack, usher him into a bunker, tell him he'll need to stay there for a decade+, have a "staff" to look after him by cooking the military rations for him.
@_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen
Oh yes, good idea.
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@_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen
Oh yes, good idea.
@suearcher @_thegeoff @Janet_52square @Malwen perfect! Make sure the rations are the barest minimum possible, (he may lose weight).
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I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.
In Greenland.
You know who.
Ha yeah. Good plan. Count me in.
Given his malignant narcissism we might safely assume that his anger and greed punishes him all the time.
He is his own hell.
Alas, I agree, that's not enough.
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