I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him.

[suearcher@toot.wales]

I've been thinking about it, and I've decided the best punishment for him. To spend the rest of his life in a room, with no one listening to him. Enough food, on golden plates, but only food he doesn't really like. A golden bed, but with a thin uncomfortable mattress. One window, with a view of a golf course, which he will never play on.

In Greenland.

You know who.

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@suearcher
Golden statues of all the women he's abused, scowling and pointing?

No tie or suit.

Gold didn't end well for Midas.

[malwen@toot.wales]

@suearcher I think he should be allowed to eat food that he likes, so long as it's really unhealthy, lifespan-shortening food.

Also, I don't think it would be fair to expect Greenlanders to wait on him. Other than that, it's a good plan.

[janet_52square@sunny.garden]

@Malwen @suearcher Rockall is available… reasonable rates, no neighbours to annoy.

[micha_silver@fosstodon.org]

@suearcher and no phone...

[steampunk_prof@mastodon.social]

@suearcher
Sat on a golden toilet at the end of a long wooden plank attached to the top of one of his towers.

[skyfire747@aus.social]

@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher which sways in the breeze!

[steampunk_prof@mastodon.social]

@skyfire747 @suearcher
Facing outward of course. Minimum thickness required.

[skyfire747@aus.social]

@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher likely to fail at any second with a very long drop to the ground...

[h4heights@mstdn.social]

@suearcher I like this. He also needs lots of fake newspapers and a fake social media account that has antagonistic bots as the only audience.

[steampunk_prof@mastodon.social]

@skyfire747 @suearcher

So glad I have no plans to go across the pond.

[ianturton@mapstodon.space]

@Micha_Silver @suearcher I'm reminded of the Pink Floyd song the Fletcher Memorial Home -

And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.
To make sure they're still real.
It's the only connection they feel.

[skyfire747@aus.social]

@Steampunk_Prof @suearcher I am glad I went round the world in 2019. Still bits of the US I want to see, but think it will never happen...

[suearcher@toot.wales]

@raymaccarthy

Indeed, you can't eat gold, but I bet it's quite uncomfortable to sit on.

[suearcher@toot.wales]

@Malwen Ah you see, I'm concentrating on keeping him alive, but miserable.

And I expect to pay the Greenlanders well to provide minimal service, from confiscating his funds and those of his cronies.

[suearcher@toot.wales]

@Janet_52square @Malwen

That is an option. I chose Greenland because he seems so keen on it, and I'd like him to end up associating it with nothing but misery.

[suearcher@toot.wales]

@ianturton @Micha_Silver

Yes, I thought no phone, but second choice would be one that's not actually connected to anything, but he doesn't know, so as much as he posts, no one ever replies.

[suearcher@toot.wales]

@skyfire747 @Steampunk_Prof

All good ideas!

[janet_52square@sunny.garden]

@suearcher @Malwen I would agree, except that people actually live there already.

[maker_of_things@cupoftea.social]

@Janet_52square @suearcher @Malwen
I was thinking of that island that he put tariffs on, the one that is only populated by penguins!