You gave a stranger with no soul and no skin in the game the keys to everything you own.

@fh0 @toriver @fightscore @beyondmachines1
This is shockingly similar to how gambling addicts talk.

@pgcd @jaseg @kepeken

<benefit of="doubt">
Maybe it's deliberate, to make it easier to ingest and digest by people who's brain already marinated in LLM slop so much, that they're incapable of comprehending any other style <benefit> (/s)

@nachtet @beyondmachines1

It is a new horizon of productivity!!! where tech has done something never ever done before!

Isn’t innovation wonderful!

@beyondmachines1 Wow.

@chantaryu2 @beyondmachines1 They definitely turned it on for the reason that guy said - get people using it, screw everyone later. Atlassian was once the cheeky outsider and is now as bad as all the rest, imo. Like, in August they are going to start scraping their customers' data for AI training. They promised they wouldn't, but now they are. You can maybe opt out of some of it, but it depends on which version $$$ you're using. Enshittification at its finest.

@beyondmachines1

please review "Gartner Hype Cycle" and then revise this post to conform to reality

thanks

@datenwolf Unironically, that could be a reason (not saying it is).
If you're talking to LinkedInsane people, it might be easier to use their way of communicating, than attempting to break through otherwise.
Cthulhu knows how poorly my posts have fared on linkedin, even when I wrote important stuff like "today I'm bored as fuck"

@jaseg @kepeken

@beyondmachines1

Been a while since I last quoted Mouthwashing.

@beyondmachines1 I'm relieved to see some sanity coming into the "AI" frenzy.

@beyondmachines1 You gave up your keys to your home to a stranger who switched on all appliances, lights, everything, turn on all waters to accomplish "something useful". most AI vibers only trust this stranger.

@lastdinosaur CEOs literally believe only what other CEOs write on LinkedIn or what private equity firms tell them. LinkedIn and fund managers, that's their only source of information.

@VerenaRupp @beyondmachines1 They won't hire people back at the rate they used to work with. They froze hiring long ago...

@fightscore @beyondmachines1 really? LLMs have no use. real AI has use much more than an autocomplete.

@beyondmachines1 this reminded me of a reddit thread I saw a couple months ago in one of the “AI is my boyfriend” type subs.

Someone had found a way to use Amazon’s chat bot as a companion so they didn’t have to pay the tokens to chat with AI and it kinda made my day.

I mean, I would prefer it not happen, but if someone found a way to make Bezos pay for their personal use? GOOD.

#AI

@ballalloi @fh0 @toriver @fightscore @beyondmachines1 or lose a half day of pay because there’s nothing to do. Is AI going to spend that token $ in the community or will it be hoarded in off shore accounts benefiting no one but our wealthy overlords?

@failedLyndonLaRouchite @beyondmachines1
Probably relevant to that question:
https://leaflessca.wordpress.com/2026/05/31/torches-and-pitchforks/

@iakobsdesamos @fh0 @toriver @fightscore @beyondmachines1
LLMs understand language. Telling me
- what the computer said is contradictory, or
- what I said is ungrammatical
is genuinely helpful. The other stuff? Not so much.

@beyondmachines1 lol well yes. nothing new, hidden, or unknown there. that has always been the deal from the very beginning.

what blows my mind is that there really are walking, talking, bumbling, fumbling, gibbering, quivering idiots on this planet who were presented that deal and said "yes please!" to it 🤌

it defies belief the depths that people will sink to just to fuck themselves over with somebody else's equipment.

@josh0

well zuckerberg technically does wear skin, it's just not his nor in the game.

@beyondmachines1 If only they had hired people to tell them this 2 years ago