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Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG

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  • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

    Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

    Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

    yacc143@mastodon.socialY This user is from outside of this forum
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    #48

    @fribbledom
    I can sadly confirm that figure. A docker container with a scraper worker that starts internally a browser and does the whole Chaptcha bullshit comes at about 1.5-2.0GB depending on the website, so a fully interactive website with some history on memory at 2.0gb sounds reasonable with Chrome.

    And it doesn't sound too bad my router has 64GB nowadays.

    But then I remember my first computer had 64KB RAM (and wasn't that huge) and a super fast 1Mhz 8 bit CPU.

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    • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

      Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

      Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

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      liseo@kuupiaq.social
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      #49

      @guilevi @fribbledom also to give you more adds, for sox.

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      • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

        Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

        Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

        benofbrown@toot.catB This user is from outside of this forum
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        #50

        @fribbledom I somehow deleted AUTOEXEC.BAT once

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        • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

          Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

          Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

          sundancer@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #51

          @fribbledom "do I really need the CD driver? can I go without for game X?"

          Gods what time that was.

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          • dbrgn@chaos.socialD dbrgn@chaos.social

            @fribbledom that's what a SOCKS proxy is made for... I think.

            normandunbar@mastodon.scotN This user is from outside of this forum
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            #52

            @dbrgn @fribbledom Boom! Boom!

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            • H hub8889@piaille.fr

              @ATLeagle

              why do you need two kernels ? One is enough, IMHO

              @fribbledom

              normandunbar@mastodon.scotN This user is from outside of this forum
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              #53

              @hub8889 @ATLeagle @fribbledom Dual core CPU? 🤣

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              • gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                @fribbledom

                what kinda socks we talkin about here

                karlheinzhaslip@climatejustice.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                #54

                @gloriouscow @fribbledom obviously, Lockheed Martin Pride Socks.

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                • normandunbar@mastodon.scotN normandunbar@mastodon.scot

                  @hub8889 @ATLeagle @fribbledom Dual core CPU? 🤣

                  endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #55

                  @NormanDunbar @hub8889 @ATLeagle @fribbledom
                  Whatever the opposite of SMP is

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                  • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

                    Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

                    Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

                    gillinger@mas.toG This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #56

                    @fribbledom @NormanDunbar
                    Files=40 Yes!

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                    • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

                      Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

                      Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

                      guacamole@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #57

                      @fribbledom but does the Browser tab require EMS vor XMS?

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                      • brouhaha@mastodon.socialB brouhaha@mastodon.social

                        @fribbledom
                        Given how much money I just paid for 64 GiB of DDR5 ECC RDIMMs, I'm going to start billing all web sites that run JavaScript on my computer.

                        martinlentink@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #58

                        @brouhaha @fribbledom We all should. Want my data? Want my compute and memory? You pay for it.

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                        • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

                          Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

                          Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

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                          nomadicrobot@mas.to
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                          #59

                          @fribbledom DOS 6.22 memmaker; good times

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                          • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

                            Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

                            Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

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                            #60

                            @fribbledom 640 KB? Luxury!

                            When I were a lad, I used to have to write x=10 rather than x = 10 so that I could fit everything into 16 KB.

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                            • artemis@climatejustice.socialA artemis@climatejustice.social

                              @fribbledom I hated that the guy in the electronics shop thought he had to explain usb stick sizes to me because I was a clueless old lady, not because my first computer had 16K of RAM and a cassette tape. 128 gig of storage the size of a car key blows my mind.

                              clonedhuman@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #61

                              @artemis @fribbledom I still remember the first person I knew who had a 1 gig hard drive. I was so confused--'what are you going to do with all that space?'

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                              • clonedhuman@mastodon.socialC clonedhuman@mastodon.social

                                @artemis @fribbledom I still remember the first person I knew who had a 1 gig hard drive. I was so confused--'what are you going to do with all that space?'

                                bolomkxxviii@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #62

                                @clonedhuman @artemis @fribbledom My first hard drive was 20 MB!

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                                • bolomkxxviii@mastodon.socialB bolomkxxviii@mastodon.social

                                  @clonedhuman @artemis @fribbledom My first hard drive was 20 MB!

                                  artemis@climatejustice.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #63

                                  @BoloMKXXVIII @clonedhuman @fribbledom SO MUCH SPACE 😁

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                                  • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

                                    Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

                                    Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

                                    bolomkxxviii@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #64

                                    @fribbledom Which was it now? Expanded memory or extended memory?

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                                    • lord@pleroma.lord.reL lord@pleroma.lord.re

                                      @fribbledom@mastodon.social Me and my 1320 partners are asking your permission to put a cookie in your browser to grant you the privilege to display 5KB of our precious ai generated content on our 85MB web page.

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                                      #65

                                      @lord @fribbledom and this amount of "partners" is considered low, by current standards ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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                                      • fribbledom@mastodon.socialF fribbledom@mastodon.social

                                        Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

                                        Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

                                        ohir@social.vivaldi.netO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #66

                                        @fribbledom
                                        > fit everything into 640 KB

                                        There were times before computers got that unimaginble huge amounts of RAM (640kB).

                                        Then we (I am a greybeard) were forced to code our silicon chess players into the 1kB, GUI included:

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1K_ZX_Chess

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                                        • 12thrits@mstdn.social1 12thrits@mstdn.social

                                          @fribbledom

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                                          #67

                                          @12thRITS @fribbledom No, this is exec.bat. For autoexec.bat, replace it with an AI.

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