TIL The partner of the "this is just to say" poem actually replied to his eating the plums.
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@Pepijn when a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple struddel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, she is entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity.
@Pepijn the internet will back me up on this
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@Pepijn the internet will back me up on this
Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
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Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
@Pepijn
I am available to assist in.. tidying up. Definitely not committing any crime or disposing of evidence, but.. tidying up. -
Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
@Pepijn The entire Internet will back up Juliette.
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Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
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@Pepijn when a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple struddel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, she is entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity.
@juliette@mastodon.green @Pepijn@mastodon.online Don't think I'd want a two month old apple struddel.
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Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
@Pepijn Get used to it. You'll be living with that grudge for decades. Henceforth, she must always have first dibs on the sweets and baked goods. That won’t lead to forgiveness, but perhaps acceptance.
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Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
@Pepijn She most certainly is! In fact: she's entitled to eat all the apple strudel you'll ever buy and to name this grudge at every fight you'll have. Ever.
Is she okay by the way?
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Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
Well, at least until he has provided her with sufficient(*) strudels to make up for it.
(*) I.e., until she tells him to stop.
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Uhm. Internet. Can you help two millennial parents with the following question?
When a woman can’t eat sugar due to gestational diabetes, spends 30 hours in labor which ends with being sliced open to pull an entire human being out of her body, proceeds to not get any sleep as she recovers, and then comes home to find out the apple strudel she has been looking forward to for two months has been eaten by her partner, is she entitled to hold on to that particular grudge for eternity?
@Pepijn Yes. Also, her partner should bake or buy her a replacement apple strudel as soon as possible.
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