A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar."
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@psneeze Feditips doing bouncer, tooting "Have youse no homes to go to?" at us if we don't log off quick enough
@CiaraNi Bed early now, you've Mastodon in the morning.
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"Radical" is a flattering word for an old man like me!@jlperuyero The older we get, the more radical we get, I think. In the best way!
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@Janet_52square @psneeze Worse than putting the fear of God in is, the fear of our mammies
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi This, except in stead of the national anthem it's a song Eugen thinks we'll all hate & it will make us leave of our own voliton, but we all collectively decide we love whatever horror he's playing & hang around to sing along at the top of our lungs...
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi midnight!? Sorry, can’t. I’m sleeping.
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@Janet_52square @psneeze Worse than putting the fear of God in is, the fear of our mammies
Mammy is a word we use in Scots for mother.
I mean, in a familiar sense.
Is that the same in Danish?
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
All well. But.
1. Every fedi user can select their own timezone or we just use GMT?
2. Instead of a national anthem I suggest The Internationale.
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=3RChSnMxiJE
#BillyBragg #TheInternationale #EugènePottier #PierreDeGeyter
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@CiaraNi @the_wub Definite improvement! "The Padstow Lifeboat" by Malcolm Arnold would do quite nicely for this purpose, IMO. But ideally with a real foghorn. https://youtu.be/_qzYhRQbjPE?si=jysnonOgRrh8SwEm
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@Janet_52square @Tock Haha, versions of that scenario probably do play out sometimes when moderators give someone a warning after some unacceptable tooting.
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@martinkubler @afewbugs @CiaraNi Agreed, though that's a couple of hours before my typical bedtime.
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi where can I vote for that?
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
enforcing fascism worldwide!
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Mammy is a word we use in Scots for mother.
I mean, in a familiar sense.
Is that the same in Danish?
@iamdavidobrien @Janet_52square @psneeze It's Mor in Danish. Mammy or Mam or Mum or Ma or Mamaí in Hiberno-English and Irish.
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@CiaraNi Our national anthem is a banal dirge that's only a couple of steps up from Three Blind Mice, though. Is there a way to choose something a bit more uplifting, or at least less downdragging?
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All well. But.
1. Every fedi user can select their own timezone or we just use GMT?
2. Instead of a national anthem I suggest The Internationale.
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=3RChSnMxiJE
#BillyBragg #TheInternationale #EugènePottier #PierreDeGeyter
@kinkkong I have assumed that it's based on your own local midnight. And either your own national anthem or some Fedi-anthem alternative.
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@Janet_52square @Tock Haha, versions of that scenario probably do play out sometimes when moderators give someone a warning after some unacceptable tooting.
@CiaraNi @Janet_52square "No LISTEN! Ha, ha ha! I love you! Honest! (Hic) And I am so sorry I pissed in their closet. I thought it was a tiny, tiny bathroom, but I see that now! We'llsh be Postmates for life after tonight! One sec, tho..." (Finds a bush to tell a sick secret to.)
It was written for a Hoffnung concert, I believe.
