A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar."
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@Janet_52square @psneeze Worse than putting the fear of God in is, the fear of our mammies
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi This, except in stead of the national anthem it's a song Eugen thinks we'll all hate & it will make us leave of our own voliton, but we all collectively decide we love whatever horror he's playing & hang around to sing along at the top of our lungs...
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi midnight!? Sorry, can’t. I’m sleeping.
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@Janet_52square @psneeze Worse than putting the fear of God in is, the fear of our mammies
Mammy is a word we use in Scots for mother.
I mean, in a familiar sense.
Is that the same in Danish?
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
All well. But.
1. Every fedi user can select their own timezone or we just use GMT?
2. Instead of a national anthem I suggest The Internationale.
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=3RChSnMxiJE
#BillyBragg #TheInternationale #EugènePottier #PierreDeGeyter
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@CiaraNi @the_wub Definite improvement! "The Padstow Lifeboat" by Malcolm Arnold would do quite nicely for this purpose, IMO. But ideally with a real foghorn. https://youtu.be/_qzYhRQbjPE?si=jysnonOgRrh8SwEm
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@Janet_52square @Tock Haha, versions of that scenario probably do play out sometimes when moderators give someone a warning after some unacceptable tooting.
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@martinkubler @afewbugs @CiaraNi Agreed, though that's a couple of hours before my typical bedtime.
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi where can I vote for that?
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
enforcing fascism worldwide!
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Mammy is a word we use in Scots for mother.
I mean, in a familiar sense.
Is that the same in Danish?
@iamdavidobrien @Janet_52square @psneeze It's Mor in Danish. Mammy or Mam or Mum or Ma or Mamaí in Hiberno-English and Irish.
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@CiaraNi Our national anthem is a banal dirge that's only a couple of steps up from Three Blind Mice, though. Is there a way to choose something a bit more uplifting, or at least less downdragging?
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All well. But.
1. Every fedi user can select their own timezone or we just use GMT?
2. Instead of a national anthem I suggest The Internationale.
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=3RChSnMxiJE
#BillyBragg #TheInternationale #EugènePottier #PierreDeGeyter
@kinkkong I have assumed that it's based on your own local midnight. And either your own national anthem or some Fedi-anthem alternative.
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@Janet_52square @Tock Haha, versions of that scenario probably do play out sometimes when moderators give someone a warning after some unacceptable tooting.
@CiaraNi @Janet_52square "No LISTEN! Ha, ha ha! I love you! Honest! (Hic) And I am so sorry I pissed in their closet. I thought it was a tiny, tiny bathroom, but I see that now! We'llsh be Postmates for life after tonight! One sec, tho..." (Finds a bush to tell a sick secret to.)
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@martinkubler @afewbugs @timtfj Oh yes, the shipping forecast. Great idea. So soothing. Kind of hypnotic.
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@CiaraNi This, except in stead of the national anthem it's a song Eugen thinks we'll all hate & it will make us leave of our own voliton, but we all collectively decide we love whatever horror he's playing & hang around to sing along at the top of our lungs...
@jwcph That's when Feditips and LisaMelton come in and ask us nicely to stop, ah now, go on home, and because we would never want to disappoint them, we do.
It was written for a Hoffnung concert, I believe.
