A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar."
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@timtfj @martinkubler @afewbugs Yes, poetic too
@CiaraNi
Could have some actual poetry read out just before the anthem as a less-localised replacement? Maybe some of @brianbilston 's work or something?
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi We had a station here that played this “gem” right before the test screen.
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@psneeze I saw this literally as the clock hit 5 minutes to midnight so I better take it literally. I just need my server administrator to put up the test card and then I'll be off to the leaba.
@CiaraNi LOL!
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@CiaraNi We had a station here that played this “gem” right before the test screen.
@Devils_Rancher @CiaraNi Back in the day, KLRU would play The Star Spangled Banner, but the verses that usually get left out.
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
@CiaraNi with all the talk about closing access to Facebook and Instagram at night we could actually be super compliant by just shutting down the servers at midnight. "Look Mrs. Von Der Leyen, our social network already protects it's user's right to sleep."
Probably not what you meant, but I'm not a well-rested reply guy today
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A Fediverse bot that posts a GIF at 10 minutes to midnight of your server administrator saying "Time now, everybody - last toots at the bar." At 5 minutes to midnight, Eugen flashes the lights. At midnight, Mastodon plays your national anthem. You stand. You finish singing the last line with a little cheer and go to bed. Your home timeline transmits the Test Card. The Fediverse will resume transmission at 0600 hours. Even the reply guys will come back well-rested.
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@Devils_Rancher @CiaraNi Back in the day, KLRU would play The Star Spangled Banner, but the verses that usually get left out.
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@CiaraNi where can I vote for that?
#lastToot #testcard #FediTestcard@Heliograph I've been thinking about what a Fedi Test Card would look like, and think @eclectech's colourful collage of Fedi-crowdsourced ways to say For Fuck's Sake in all the languages of the Fediverse would be ideal.
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@CiaraNi
Yeah, but what time zone?@Trendar I've been assuming that, by the magic of the Fediverse and all who code in it, the bot will always post at 10 minutes to your midnight. So, midnight wherever you are.
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@CiaraNi I am "I remember the BBC kinda doing this" years old.
@tehstu They're all references from my own memories. You, me and many in the Fediverse are old enough to remember them, it seems. There were varying sounds and styles, depending on country, but we have common memories of end of transmission on the telly or transistor, closing time at the pub, the end of the play, etc.
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@CiaraNi To take the analogy further, us here over on the west coast are looking around and saying "but it's mid-evening".
"Well-rested."
"But-"
"WELL. RESTED."
@ryan I was thinking of some magic Fediverse bot that tells you to log off and go to bed at your own personal midnight, when the clock strikes midnight wherever you personally are tooting from. But I like your idea better. I like the thought of the Fediverse telling mutuals in Nepal, in New Zealand, in Alaska, in Japan, in Nigeria, to go to bed at my Danish midnight, regardless of what time it is for them. 'WELL. RESTED.' Yes
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@CiaraNi
Someone could probably build this as a custom front end or something?@dheadshot It wouldn't surprise me (a non-tech person) to discover that someone in the Fediverse could actually make something like this.
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@CiaraNi
Just use the "countries" from back in #FediVision? Each anthem can be one of the entries.
@afewbugs @timtfj@dheadshot That's a great idea.
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@CiaraNi
Could have some actual poetry read out just before the anthem as a less-localised replacement? Maybe some of @brianbilston 's work or something?
@timtfj @martinkubler @afewbugs@dheadshot Another good idea.
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@CiaraNi We had a station here that played this “gem” right before the test screen.
@Devils_Rancher That's an oddly busy noisy activity-orientated choice of performance for a time-to-go-to-bed End of Transmission message. It's like the opposite of soothing sleepy whale song.
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@Devils_Rancher @adamrice Most national anthems benefit from not being sung in their entirety. The US national anthem does seem to get sung rather a lot compared to many other countries, where you'd mostly only hear it at sports events where a national team or sportsperson is officially representing the country in an international competition.
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@ryan That has never struck me, that time-specific events like the Times Square New Year's countdown aren't broadcast at staggered intervals according to the different time zones in the same country, but live, and thus at the wrong time for many.
