Hey All,
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InB4 "how is the goat connected?"
This is what I look like if I don't take my meds.
As you can imagine, it's hard to shitpost in this condition.
@alice I’m just imagining you tryin to type with cute little hooves, and it’s adorable. The truth is, the real tragedy would be that you could no longer pick locks! Need opposable thumbs for that. But I’m here for fluffy baby goat Alice 🤩
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@alice I’m just imagining you tryin to type with cute little hooves, and it’s adorable. The truth is, the real tragedy would be that you could no longer pick locks! Need opposable thumbs for that. But I’m here for fluffy baby goat Alice 🤩
@JoscelynTransient now I want to do a video of me picking a lock with tiny hooves.
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Hey All,
I don't like asking, but need to see some specialists for my condition, and I need to pay for medications, and I could use some help, because US healthcare is atrocious.
If you're able to lend a hand, I means a lot to me.
There's a link on my profile if you'd like to donate something.
Thank you.
*now back to our regularly scheduled wholesome(ish)-posting*
Greatest posting of all time
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@JoscelynTransient now I want to do a video of me picking a lock with tiny hooves.
@alice @JoscelynTransient And that, kids, is how Alice came to give up opposable thumbs for Lent.
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@alice @JoscelynTransient And that, kids, is how Alice came to give up opposable thumbs for Lent.
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InB4 "how is the goat connected?"
This is what I look like if I don't take my meds.
As you can imagine, it's hard to shitpost in this condition.
@alice The goat connects through RS232 at 9600 bleats of course
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Hey All,
I don't like asking, but need to see some specialists for my condition, and I need to pay for medications, and I could use some help, because US healthcare is atrocious.
If you're able to lend a hand, I means a lot to me.
There's a link on my profile if you'd like to donate something.
Thank you.
*now back to our regularly scheduled wholesome(ish)-posting*
@alice gote
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Hey All,
I don't like asking, but need to see some specialists for my condition, and I need to pay for medications, and I could use some help, because US healthcare is atrocious.
If you're able to lend a hand, I means a lot to me.
There's a link on my profile if you'd like to donate something.
Thank you.
*now back to our regularly scheduled wholesome(ish)-posting*
Must be wonderful to live in a country that can spend billions bombing other countries, but can't find the money to fund healthcare, because it would upset shareholders / bosses of big medical / phama companies.
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@alice gote
@mxchara "good ol' tiny enby?"
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Must be wonderful to live in a country that can spend billions bombing other countries, but can't find the money to fund healthcare, because it would upset shareholders / bosses of big medical / phama companies.
@zleap it's the best. And if I ever get down about the rising fascism and wealth inequality, I can just blame immigrants and queer folx!
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Must be wonderful to live in a country that can spend billions bombing other countries, but can't find the money to fund healthcare, because it would upset shareholders / bosses of big medical / phama companies.
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@alice I’m just imagining you tryin to type with cute little hooves, and it’s adorable. The truth is, the real tragedy would be that you could no longer pick locks! Need opposable thumbs for that. But I’m here for fluffy baby goat Alice 🤩
@JoscelynTransient @alice i wouldn't bet against baby goat alice being able to pick locks
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Hey All,
I don't like asking, but need to see some specialists for my condition, and I need to pay for medications, and I could use some help, because US healthcare is atrocious.
If you're able to lend a hand, I means a lot to me.
There's a link on my profile if you'd like to donate something.
Thank you.
*now back to our regularly scheduled wholesome(ish)-posting*
Thank you so much to all the folx who've chipped in! I'm floored by your generosity
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@mxchara "good ol' tiny enby?"
@alice oh superb!
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@zleap it's the best. And if I ever get down about the rising fascism and wealth inequality, I can just blame immigrants and queer folx!
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Hey All,
I don't like asking, but need to see some specialists for my condition, and I need to pay for medications, and I could use some help, because US healthcare is atrocious.
If you're able to lend a hand, I means a lot to me.
There's a link on my profile if you'd like to donate something.
Thank you.
*now back to our regularly scheduled wholesome(ish)-posting*
Can I just take a moment to say "eww"? There are so many options and UI elements that keep begging me to add AI generated "content" to my fundraiser or to market my account in some way.
Like, this is a mutual aid account, not LinkedIn
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