the temu app will be studied for generations.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel
In the future, this will be what the Internet looks like -
the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel """
JUICE: this IS capitalism you donkJUICE: this is what its supposed to be, this is how it ends. if it isn't there its only because it isnt there yet. ...
JUICE: ... it's a beast of the wild, as wild as any grizzly bear with fawn's blood in its mouth. i think you see deeds and contracts and bureaucratic bloat and see that something went wrong. something was ALWAYS wrong y'all.
JUICE: i love it. i love to watch it. in a zoo, where it can't hurt me.
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@cabel trainpal (a UK rail booking app) does exactly the same bullshit
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel What is this candy crush ahh bs
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel crikey
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel I tried the Temu app once, years ago, before I knew what it was. I opened the app, saw ads like this (maybe slightly less extreme a few years ago), and immediately thought "this must be a scam" and un-installed it.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel If you think about this for too long it quickly becomes incredibly tragic.
1. It obviously targets people with gambling-abuse personalities.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
This reminds me of those contests to come up with the worst UI/UX a twisted brain can come up with.
And then someone stole all of those ideas, made them 1000x more obnoxious, and said "perfect, deploy it."
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This reminds me of those contests to come up with the worst UI/UX a twisted brain can come up with.
And then someone stole all of those ideas, made them 1000x more obnoxious, and said "perfect, deploy it."
They probably deployed on a Friday, too, because there are no limits to being sinister anymore.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel They sure have turned the shopping experience into a shitty, addictive mobile game, haven’t they?
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@cabel This is how you make a Cayce Pollard
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel this lacks the elegance and refinement of American capitalism.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel Ok, if I’m following this correctly, you now own a warehouse in Southeast Asia and you can unlock all the things in it by selling everything to other temu users?
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@cabel for someone abroad, what is temu..? Because what I see is poor made mobile game (contains ads) (in-app purchases)
From what I know it is a huge company that sells all kinds of cheap bad quality stuff. Accessories, kitchen tools, rugs. The company is really unhinged in everything they do, the ads and app often look like it is some joke. The more you learn about it, the weirder it gets
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel
I couldn't watch the whole thing - its like a tutorial in seeing how high bullshit can be stacked. -
the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel I don’t know how anyone successfully makes a purchase on this app.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel ifood is almost as bad
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel i remember i opened temu once because my friend sent me a promo code. i made it about ten seconds before i said "i can't do this im scared" and deleted the app
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel it’s like a shopping app, but targeted towards seven-year-olds.
