tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[jqmcd@sfba.social]

@peter they were really ready with those shrouds… i hope it takes longer when my time comes

[float13@masto.hackers.town]

@peter

Something is pivoting alright...

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@peter
Which one was the robot?
Or it all went well at rehearsal, or time to buy stock in companies that make black fabric.
The practice of leaving beta testing of products to users thereof has some drawbacks that are becoming increasingly obvious.
#ProductDemonstrations #Robots

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@peter

[dazzr@social.tchncs.de]

@peter Hilarious! What a laugh!

Thanks for sharing - You made My Day!

Poor Qualcomm presenter left speechless by his electric assistant. We should be thankful the crew came up w/ cloth and not a body bag.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@peter
I'm still laughing. It fucking died and they covered its shame.

[dazzr@social.tchncs.de]

@Guillotine_Jones @peter The black and white was a Neura machine.

No idea about the make of the suited one. Its performance was equally limited, although it didn't break down mechanically.

[normjess@tech.lgbt]

@peter tech billionaires are pivoting to mechanical slaves who don't need paying, catering, restrooms, holidays

they don't value you - yet you give them your money every day - use their platforms and increase their ad revenue

[licho@kolektiva.social]

@Galley they knew it might happen. They had a shroud ready

@peter

[phl@mastodon.social]

@peter This reminds me of Séamas O'Reilly's story of him being drugged out of his mind while having the task to offer drinks to high profile guests, including the president of Ireland.

https://mastodon.ie/@shockproofbeats/109364026431086740

[vwdasher@mymasto.com]

@peter

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@peter

They were so quick with the black sheet and exit stage left that this must've happened before.

[frchazzz@mastodon.social]

@licho @Galley @peter The Shroud of Turing?

I’ll see myself out…

[mvb19@mastodon.social]

@licho @Galley @peter better keep the shroud, can become valuable in thousand years if the robot leaves the marks

[yaku@puntarella.party]

@peter Has their blood sugar dropped?

[frchazzz@mastodon.social]

@peter Me when my kids say I’m from the 1900s

[viraptor@cyberplace.social]

@peter
Oof... Getting it straight into a body bag and carried out is a vibe.

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@peter Quälkom.

[pa27@mastodon.social]

@peter The sheet was good, but they forgot to draw a chalk outline around it for maximum humour...

[doctorg_1@social.vivaldi.net]

@peter "He is dead! Jim." would have been said by Doctor McCoy.

The Doctor (with the TARDIS) could have said: "I eliminated this Cyberman with my Sonic Screwdriver."