tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I enjoy every f*ing second of this

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@distincteclare @peter glaube ich nicht. Eher geht dauernd schief aber wir versuchen es trotzdem.
Kenne mich zu wenig aus bzw. bin von der Robotpropaganda so verstrahlt, dass ich denke, dass muss doch heute stabiler gehen ...
Oder kommt meine Putzhilfe in diesem Leben etwa nicht mehr?

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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I'd say "Kill it with fire", but.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter@thepit.social we have drought, heat, rain and air that gives you cancer and get no funding for anything other the police/military and they are out here still thinking about the future like little boys playing with their little toys
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
I accuse Colonel Mustard, in the conference room, with an electromagnetic pulse weapon!
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter Is that a vent on its ass
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter After seeing it walk across the stage I was waiting to hear it go "PUIINNN ONNA RIIIIISS"
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter it must be these AI thingy that everyone is talking about.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter it will spend eternity in limbo
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I love that it falls backward then throws its hand up like ... Nope I'm fine.
Then they just cover it like a corpse they don't want to look at pretending to be an invisibility cloak. They were ready to do that. This won't be distracting at all.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter omg, the instant body bags…I literally laughed out loud. Rest in pieces, little resistance bot, rest in pieces.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter this is public art, surely
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter Ouch!
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That was unexpected!
Oh dear, I laughed so hard... and...
and... and... then exploded into hysterics when the black sheets came out.
Am I evil?
We’re not evil, we’re just aware of the Dadaist absurdity of this timeline, and can appreciate the moments of hilarity that ensue.
Or in the words of the redneck prophet: I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there.
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At least now everybody's talking about it

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@peter Is that a vent on its ass
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It's a coffee table AND a robot
To be fair it's not much good as either. I was attempting to be generous

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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I'd say roughly a 100° pivot at the knees.

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@peter Look at how useless it is even when it's working. Slowly walking to deliver whatever that was. Wow, what a time saver, such a great demo.
The nice thing about robots is you can make them any shape, give them any propulsion method, fine tune their abilities to a specific task.
But techbros keep going for general-purpose humanoid because they can imagine they're people and they want to control people and have slaves.
@zazzoo @peter watching it at first it's hard not think on some subconscious level "oh baby you're taking your first steps! come on now, come on, you're doing *so good!*"
anyway i'm starting to susepct if some of these guys had taken more time off to bond with their children the world might be a tiny bit less unhinged -
@zazzoo @peter watching it at first it's hard not think on some subconscious level "oh baby you're taking your first steps! come on now, come on, you're doing *so good!*"
anyway i'm starting to susepct if some of these guys had taken more time off to bond with their children the world might be a tiny bit less unhinged