tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[ruenahcmohr@infosec.exchange]

@peter But interesting point, have you seen the human robots performing tasks OTHER than these presentation things where they fail hard?
These are the next bubble. useless humanoids...

[anarcoraxa@todon.eu]

@peter The robot had had enough of humanity, committed suicide on-camera.

[nekoplanet@mastodon.social]

@peter rest in pieces

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@peter less "pivoting to" and more "swiveling on"

[air@corneill.es]

@peter

[silverhawke@blimps.xyz]

@peter the way they put black cloth on it is so hilarious

they even had to make it way easier for it by having a gentle slope to the stage

[colinkinloch@mastodon.social]

@peter Quick, drape a cloth over it before anyone notices what's happened!

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@ShelbyvonTrapp @peter watched the GIF cycle 20+ times and I’ll likely go back for 200+ more.

Every frame of the original video after the first frame showing collapse starting is such a commentary on where we’re at right now.

The comedic attempt at cover up and removal, the lame attempt by the presenter to continue on in the face of such a fuck up. The polite (but clearly insincere) applause after the total collapse of any sanity of a presentation.

Welcome to our timeline, ladies, gentlemen, and others! Welcome to the future!

[cshlan@dawdling.net]

@Frantasaur @peter
My kid had just finished Exit Strategy where it says I felt my body crumple but I didn't feel myself hit the floor when I saw this and had to share it with them. Poor Murderbot!

#murderbot

[odd@sunny.garden]

@peter the little hand is killing me.

[chogbro@masto.ai]

@peter buy stocks!

[librarymonster@glammr.us]

@peter the guys carrying the robot away could've been more gentle ngl

[energisch_@troet.cafe]

@peter did it show a middle finger before crashing?

[landkieker@norden.social]

@peter

[lxskllr@mastodon.world]

@nullagent @peter

Humans are limited by biology. When you can literally do anything that doesn't violate physics, I can't think of anything a biped has an advantage on. Looks cute I guess.

[ricardoharvin@mstdn.social]

@peter

They had the shrouds and the lifters in place; they knew this was very likely to happen.

[karlauerbach@sfba.social]

@ShelbyvonTrapp @peter We spent several years working with the DARPA robotics trials. So we saw robots falling down rather frequently.

Here's a video of some falls later in the program (falls were rather more common in the earlier phases. The hardest thing in our test course was for the robots to get out of the ATV that they had to drive.)

(My role was to mess up the communications with the robots - so many falls came from me pushing a button that did something like added a lot of network latency or packet loss.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TaYhjpOfo

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@peter

But WHY? Why did they throw a cover over it? We know it's there. We know it fell down. We don't forget things existed once we can't see them anymore.
It isn't alive. It's whole point is it isn't alive.

So, why did they rush up there and throw, what, modesty covers on it? Which made it really difficult to carry.

As you can tell, this video blew my mind. They rushed in like it was a code blue.

We're doomed, and its anthropomorphization that will do us in, not the robots.