tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[normjess@tech.lgbt]

@peter tech billionaires are pivoting to mechanical slaves who don't need paying, catering, restrooms, holidays

they don't value you - yet you give them your money every day - use their platforms and increase their ad revenue

[licho@kolektiva.social]

@Galley they knew it might happen. They had a shroud ready

@peter

[phl@mastodon.social]

@peter This reminds me of Séamas O'Reilly's story of him being drugged out of his mind while having the task to offer drinks to high profile guests, including the president of Ireland.

https://mastodon.ie/@shockproofbeats/109364026431086740

[vwdasher@mymasto.com]

@peter

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@peter

They were so quick with the black sheet and exit stage left that this must've happened before.

[frchazzz@mastodon.social]

@licho @Galley @peter The Shroud of Turing?

I’ll see myself out…

[mvb19@mastodon.social]

@licho @Galley @peter better keep the shroud, can become valuable in thousand years if the robot leaves the marks

[yaku@puntarella.party]

@peter Has their blood sugar dropped?

[frchazzz@mastodon.social]

@peter Me when my kids say I’m from the 1900s

[viraptor@cyberplace.social]

@peter
Oof... Getting it straight into a body bag and carried out is a vibe.

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@peter Quälkom.

[pa27@mastodon.social]

@peter The sheet was good, but they forgot to draw a chalk outline around it for maximum humour...

[doctorg_1@social.vivaldi.net]

@peter "He is dead! Jim." would have been said by Doctor McCoy.

The Doctor (with the TARDIS) could have said: "I eliminated this Cyberman with my Sonic Screwdriver."

[smallcircles@social.coop]

@peter

But other than that, umm.. also 2026 humanoid robots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-TUGaY4Go

[skyblitz@mstdn.social]

@peter it's an apple product, had emptied it's battery in 5 minutes xD

[n1k0@mamot.fr]

@peter "across a wide variety of embodi… well maybe not this one”

[isol@mastodon.au]

@peter

I want to know what happened to the teleoperator - it looks like they were hit from behind by a car (a self-crashing Tesla?)

[jberg@toot.community]

@peter it even raises its hand for a bit before completely stopping

[danielgibert@mastodon.online]

@peter The way it raises the hand "I'm fine… a little help, please…"

Also, absurdity of covering it as if it was a corpse… when everybody already filmed and photographed it… while having the corpse bag… eh… sheets already prepared for it… gives confidance.

[puravariedad@social.anartist.org]

@peter jajajajajajaja que le pongan una mantita arriba como si nada hubiera pasado es solo superado por cuando dicha mantita se cae para mostrar el cuerpo agonizante del robot jajajajaja