tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[chertridge@beige.party]

@peter It's dead, Jim.

(also noticed that the attendants had the black drapes at the ready)

[dahmonium@mastodon.social]

@DoctorG_1 @peter And those flying just flew away with it!

[zenheathen@beige.party]

@peter and *almost* raises a one-finger salute

[dahmonium@mastodon.social]

@tribactam @smeg @peter hahaha lay coins on the lids to grant it safe passage over the river Digitalis!

[eobet@oldbytes.space]

RE: https://oldbytes.space/@eobet/116102526893811817

@peter it's funny for now, but they're going to keep trying until we all get policed by them since many of the most lucrative contracts for tech is still government and military... 🫣

[zl2tod@mastodon.online]

@peter

If they can't do good sound don't trust their tech.

[apriloq@connectop.us]

@peter priceless!

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@thefathippy @peter

We are all evil here on Mastodon.

[tartley@fosstodon.org]

@licho @Galley @peter they had trained for it!

[theothersimo@mastodon.social]

@peter apparently they’re bringing back traditional values like leaving dead workers lying until the end of their shift.

[geospacedman@mastodon.social]

@peter "Does anyone here know mouth-to-...USB?"

[mc_chouffe@mamot.fr]

@peter I thought the guy was Michael Scott. The robot and the funeral workers didn't prove me wrong.

[baudio1@mastodon.social]

@peter @espanabizarra Me fascinan esos estertores, y los que saltan rápidamente para cubrir el cadáver con telas negras. Gran día me das con este vídeo!

[monty@framapiaf.org]

@peter See on it's face, the twink just before it falls : "Boring, boring, boring... Bye "

[waldi@chaos.social]

@smeg @peter That's a Chinese tradition. They also cover cars, which caught fire, and remove the vendor emblems.

[gooba42@mastodon.social]

@peter They have always got the tarps at the ready, don't they?

[plantagolabs@mastodon.social]

@peter Hooooooo snap!

[fenixmaster@mastodon.social]

@peter Empty battery.

[marija_@mastodon.social]

@peter Still waiting for the graceful robot future.

[deuxmak@mstdn.social]

@peter oh, shit, robots and AI are going to take our jobs...

https://youtu.be/toL1tXrLA1c?si=0J-Ztn0euO2yYgua