I am... really tempted to pin this to the top of my account...

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@argv_minus_one @sundogplanets

It's pronounced Mariah Carey

(/s)

[disisdeguey@expressional.social]

@benroyce @sundogplanets jajajja

[virginicus@universeodon.com]

@benroyce @sundogplanets I’ve just realized that in a year or two, Signal messages will be the only way to find out if someone can actually spell correctly.

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@vor I mean, autocorrect has ducked up planter of my comments. End donate misstarted envoys to techs.

He’s ️ and a cretin, but this widget I’m typing in is embarrassingly adroit at fucking with me / what I write.

@benroyce @sundogplanets @paninid

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@Virginicus uh… does your autocorrect turn off in your phone’s signal?! Mine’s on.

@benroyce @sundogplanets

[virginicus@universeodon.com]

@cascheranno Just a prophecy, that the lords of technology will replace on-device autocorrect with a cloud language model pretty soon.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@dalias @sundogplanets

doesn't load for me

[dalias@hachyderm.io]

@benroyce @sundogplanets Internet Archive under heavy load maybe?

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@dalias @sundogplanets

it's all good. you got some favorites, someone can see it and liked it

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@benroyce @sundogplanets She revealed her name tag like Yugi reveals the pull that defeats Kaiba.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@mast0d0nphan @sundogplanets

[asprinkleofsage@mastodon.social]

@flipper @benroyce @sundogplanets all i want for christmas is U(235)

[blurk@mastodon.sdf.org]

@benroyce @sundogplanets Can someone mansplain grammar to this Bill Mitchell? I assume there’s a missing word here.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@farah @sundogplanets

no Farah, it's performance art

let me explain performance art to you...

(RELAX FOLKS, I AM JOKING, THIS IS A META JOKE)

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@ASprinkleofSage @flipper @sundogplanets

the only good thing about #mansplaining, is that it drives #solidarity

[farah@beige.party]

@benroyce @sundogplanets lol

[farah@beige.party]

@ASprinkleofSage @flipper @benroyce @sundogplanets Congratulations you just got watch-listed by the FBI and the CIA

[asprinkleofsage@mastodon.social]

@farah @flipper @benroyce @sundogplanets yeah well i already posted a jd vance meme

[farah@beige.party]

@ASprinkleofSage @flipper @benroyce @sundogplanets Eh, who amongst us hasn’t? Get in line

[ashmire@pagan.plus]

@argv_minus_one @benroyce @sundogplanets I remember a conversation I wasn't meant to overhear as a child, in which I was forbidden to be taught about Marie Curie because my father, on obviously no evidence whatsoever, had concluded that she was a fraudulent hoax fronting for her husband's labor. I wonder how many other male-dominated households something like that happened in.