"We care about your privacy!"
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Also I just switched off JS and read your fucking article anyway. What you and your partners gonna do about that? 🤪
In the real world still, if a person says to you, "This is my partner", that basically means something like, "If you trust me, you can trust them" and/or "this person can speak on my behalf because they know me really well".
But online "partner" apparently now just means "a collection of companies whose names I could not even recount without looking them up in a database or spreadsheet I have somewhere".
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In the real world still, if a person says to you, "This is my partner", that basically means something like, "If you trust me, you can trust them" and/or "this person can speak on my behalf because they know me really well".
But online "partner" apparently now just means "a collection of companies whose names I could not even recount without looking them up in a database or spreadsheet I have somewhere".
@ruari even in the polyamory space if someone said "here's my 1584 partners" some eyebrows would be raised
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In the real world still, if a person says to you, "This is my partner", that basically means something like, "If you trust me, you can trust them" and/or "this person can speak on my behalf because they know me really well".
But online "partner" apparently now just means "a collection of companies whose names I could not even recount without looking them up in a database or spreadsheet I have somewhere".
I only share my economy with one person and my highest level of trust is with that same person. It's my wife. She is the one person in this world I would give the label "partner".
Apparently I am holding myself back. I need to collect a few more thousand partners.
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@ruari even in the polyamory space if someone said "here's my 1584 partners" some eyebrows would be raised
@brunty Right!?
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@amin Do you really think she will mind?
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@amin Do you really think she will mind?
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@timmy True by trying to click through she will agree and I can laugh and shout. "Ha HA you agreed, now I can fuck anyone I want!!!!"
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I only share my economy with one person and my highest level of trust is with that same person. It's my wife. She is the one person in this world I would give the label "partner".
Apparently I am holding myself back. I need to collect a few more thousand partners.
Here is a fun thing. I work for Vivaldi Browser. Load any of our websites and you see no cookie banner and no mention of partners.
"But wait" you say, "didn't those terrible Europeans mandate the cookie banner!?"
No, no they did not. We do not need a cookie banner because we are not selling all your shit to every company under the sun.
Also those sites with cookie banners are just doing malicious compliance. This was never about the EU requiring cookie banners!
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Here is a fun thing. I work for Vivaldi Browser. Load any of our websites and you see no cookie banner and no mention of partners.
"But wait" you say, "didn't those terrible Europeans mandate the cookie banner!?"
No, no they did not. We do not need a cookie banner because we are not selling all your shit to every company under the sun.
Also those sites with cookie banners are just doing malicious compliance. This was never about the EU requiring cookie banners!
The one wierd trick to not having a cookie banner is… wait for it… Do not sell out your users!
Who knew!?
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The one wierd trick to not having a cookie banner is… wait for it… Do not sell out your users!
Who knew!?
Apparently the Fediverse actually did know because guess what, whenever I visit an instance I am also not asked to click through a cookie banner. Again, SO WEIRD!
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Here is a fun thing. I work for Vivaldi Browser. Load any of our websites and you see no cookie banner and no mention of partners.
"But wait" you say, "didn't those terrible Europeans mandate the cookie banner!?"
No, no they did not. We do not need a cookie banner because we are not selling all your shit to every company under the sun.
Also those sites with cookie banners are just doing malicious compliance. This was never about the EU requiring cookie banners!
@ruari the bit the companies don't say is that EU requires informed consent to share your data.
Cookie banners are a deliberately poor implementation for collecting consent. And many of them are not compliant because they don't inform.
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Also I just switched off JS and read your fucking article anyway. What you and your partners gonna do about that? 🤪
@ruari
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they care about your privacy, that's why they're keeping it private between them and all their partners.@wishgranter14 Ah yes, of course. How silly I am.
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In the real world still, if a person says to you, "This is my partner", that basically means something like, "If you trust me, you can trust them" and/or "this person can speak on my behalf because they know me really well".
But online "partner" apparently now just means "a collection of companies whose names I could not even recount without looking them up in a database or spreadsheet I have somewhere".
@ruari
"These are my partners, and if you trust me, you can trust them"."Either way, you fucked up by trusting any of us".
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I only share my economy with one person and my highest level of trust is with that same person. It's my wife. She is the one person in this world I would give the label "partner".
Apparently I am holding myself back. I need to collect a few more thousand partners.
@ruari@velocipederider.com you just have to use abstinence-based sex education’s definition of “partner”
(for those unaware: “when you have sex with someone, you’ve had sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with, and everyone that those people have ever had sex with, so on, and so on”)
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The one wierd trick to not having a cookie banner is… wait for it… Do not sell out your users!
Who knew!?
@ruari My sole public-facing website is a GPX file visualiser. When I made it public I added a privacy statement:
"Privacy: I don't set any cookies, or store any data. All processing is done in your browser so I have no access to your routes "
It's easy, unless you come from the position that screwing fractional cents out of every page load is a business model
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@ruari
"These are my partners, and if you trust me, you can trust them"."Either way, you fucked up by trusting any of us".
@leeloo THIS
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@ruari@velocipederider.com you just have to use abstinence-based sex education’s definition of “partner”
(for those unaware: “when you have sex with someone, you’ve had sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with, and everyone that those people have ever had sex with, so on, and so on”)
@bhtooefr That is some fucked up logic but ok.
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@ruari My sole public-facing website is a GPX file visualiser. When I made it public I added a privacy statement:
"Privacy: I don't set any cookies, or store any data. All processing is done in your browser so I have no access to your routes "
It's easy, unless you come from the position that screwing fractional cents out of every page load is a business model
@HodgesC Exactly this!
