Some general knowledge questions to get you going this morning:

[d_rift@beige.party]

@neil

10. It's Wednesday, Capt'n. (It's not Wednesday.)

Your list is brilliant, thanks for the laugh.

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@noodlemaz Yes, but I can't confirm it @neil

[gilester45@twit.social]

@teapot_ben @neil Oh, spectacular. Approved.

[karalg84@dragonscave.space]

@neil Well done.

[dan@axillae.telent.net]

@neil

10 fill in the missing word in this joke about/by programmers: "there are __ types of people: ..."

[gilester45@twit.social]

@neil Easy!

1. Paella
2. Influencer
3. 42
4. My front door key
5. Take That
6-7. Captain it's Wednesday
8. I'm stuffed. Pass the After Eights?
9. Schadenfreude

But I don't see the link.. must be doing something wrong here.

[grayface_ghost@tech.lgbt]

@neil

Superb

[owlor@meow.social]

@neil Friday at my old office used to be the time of weekly trivia, whenever someone decided to put a quiz together. I always liked doing those and this premise would've been really funny to do. See how far into it I could get before someone figures out the trick.

[simon_brooke@mastodon.scot]

@neil Yes, yes, very clever.

It was the private key that gave it away, obvs.

[goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.social]

@neil lovely!

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@felurx Ah, the differences in pronunciation of names in various languages

[revk@toot.me.uk]

@neil "Name" of a key, surely "Value" of a key?

[shaulaevans@zirk.us]

@neil Magnificent. Bravo!

[kaneel@mas.to]

@neil Stairway Of Heaven?

Or wait, is It Stairway Have Heaven?

[revk@toot.me.uk]

@catbuttes @neil Is "popular" akin to "well known" or "liked"?

[ddiluted1@mastodon.au]

@neil it may be the afternoon here now but with that quiz I've finally woken up! 🤭