Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
I have seen a lot of lockpicking.
But this is a genuine FIRST to me.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice ya stick something in and shake it around looking for the right spot. Who wouldn't find that arousing?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice never thought I'd see a lock review basically be "can be opened with a vibrator, don't buy"
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice I also follow you for the nail art.
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@alice I can't say that anyone has been able to unlock my rope ties with a vibrator (yet).
Maybe I should add masterlocks that need to be unlocked in a particular sequence to undo a tie? I prototyped an escape tie with some carabiners the other week as a proof of concept, so I should be able to do it with 3 masterlocks (need to do some safety analysis for more "trick" junctions)
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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Nice.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice@lgbtqia.space
I made a small edit, with the POV switched.
https://files.catbox.moe/7zd39u.mp4 -
@alice@lgbtqia.space I also follow you because you seem insightful and knowledgeable on many topics.
@bovaz 🥰
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice ok sometimes the lock on my house door gets stuck any advice? No i do not own a wand to use as a door opener but im listening for advices on keys
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Wait. You're not the safari guide?!?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice god, after my bottom surgery, if I'm ever getting a vibrator like that, I am definitely putting googly eyes on it.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice it’s not just fedi; McNally on YouTube has built like half their brand on sexualized lockpicking shorts (I get a vaguely chuddy vibe from them overall, so not like, recommending them, just an example of how broad the appeal is)
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice LMAO! You really did it
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@JamesMDonohoe @LexYeen I had the idea after picking the lock the first time with a turning tool.
I figured that, with three discs in it, and no springs, that the discs would tend towards the open position (as the gate is lighter weight than the non-gate), and once in the correct position, would be more inclined to stay in that position due to the binding of the disc against the shackle. Since the shackle is in direct contact with the discs, vibrating them should rotate it to open.
It worked
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@alice ok sometimes the lock on my house door gets stuck any advice? No i do not own a wand to use as a door opener but im listening for advices on keys
@gabboman keys and key-pins wear down over time. If it's an old lock, then cutting a new key by code (vs an exact copy) can help. Getting it repinned can too. But first off, I'd try some WD-40 to get any junk loosened up, and then a bit of lightweight protective oil to get it slicked up again.
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@alice it’s not just fedi; McNally on YouTube has built like half their brand on sexualized lockpicking shorts (I get a vaguely chuddy vibe from them overall, so not like, recommending them, just an example of how broad the appeal is)
@Athena yeah... obligatory "I don't support Trump supporters or their business associates" disclaimer time (again).
Which is too bad, because folx bring up Lockpicking Lawyer to me like eight times a day
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@alice LMAO! You really did it
@er4z0r yup! Now I'm trying to think of others I can open with different sex toys.
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@Athena yeah... obligatory "I don't support Trump supporters or their business associates" disclaimer time (again).
Which is too bad, because folx bring up Lockpicking Lawyer to me like eight times a day
