Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the adult content โค๏ธโ๐ฅ"
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@JamesMDonohoe @LexYeen I had the idea after picking the lock the first time with a turning tool.
I figured that, with three discs in it, and no springs, that the discs would tend towards the open position (as the gate is lighter weight than the non-gate), and once in the correct position, would be more inclined to stay in that position due to the binding of the disc against the shackle. Since the shackle is in direct contact with the discs, vibrating them should rotate it to open.
It worked
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@alice ok sometimes the lock on my house door gets stuck any advice? No i do not own a wand to use as a door opener but im listening for advices on keys
@gabboman keys and key-pins wear down over time. If it's an old lock, then cutting a new key by code (vs an exact copy) can help. Getting it repinned can too. But first off, I'd try some WD-40 to get any junk loosened up, and then a bit of lightweight protective oil to get it slicked up again.
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@alice itโs not just fedi; McNally on YouTube has built like half their brand on sexualized lockpicking shorts (I get a vaguely chuddy vibe from them overall, so not like, recommending them, just an example of how broad the appeal is)
@Athena yeah... obligatory "I don't support Trump supporters or their business associates" disclaimer time (again).
Which is too bad, because folx bring up Lockpicking Lawyer to me like eight times a day
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@alice LMAO! You really did it
@er4z0r yup! Now I'm trying to think of others I can open with different sex toys.
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@Athena yeah... obligatory "I don't support Trump supporters or their business associates" disclaimer time (again).
Which is too bad, because folx bring up Lockpicking Lawyer to me like eight times a day
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice Hahahaha!!
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice I'm just now learning this is a thing on fedi!
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
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- "I follow you for the adult content
๏ธโ
"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
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@Kylieeee he co-owns a business whose logo incorporates the "thin blue line", with a person who is loudly pro-Trump and anti-queer, he's pro gun, and was a corporate lawyer.
And to my knowledge he's never said pro-queer stuff in a video or around me or any of my friends.
So...
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill mmm...brass and lock lube...
Though, I suppose if the keyway were wide enough
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@JessTheUnstill mmm...brass and lock lube...
Though, I suppose if the keyway were wide enough
@alice or you're just very dextrous with the pick
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill @alice
And more to the point, can we watch you try? -
@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
@agturcz `import this`
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@JessTheUnstill @alice
And more to the point, can we watch you try?@silvermoon82 I think I'll save that video for my OnlyFans
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@agturcz `import this`
@alice I thought rather about you with empty coconut shells, making a click-clack noise, but we may have it your way
And I wanted to ask you if I can write a microerotica with a lock picking Snake Alice as one of the protagonists. But it's over! *dramatically tears hairs from her head*
Oh, wait, I need those hairs, fuck.
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@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
@agturcz
Alice as Medusa?
With lock-picking snake hair -
@agturcz
Alice as Medusa?
With lock-picking snake hair@screwturn @JessTheUnstill @alice I rather thought about a naga.
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@alice I thought rather about you with empty coconut shells, making a click-clack noise, but we may have it your way
And I wanted to ask you if I can write a microerotica with a lock picking Snake Alice as one of the protagonists. But it's over! *dramatically tears hairs from her head*
Oh, wait, I need those hairs, fuck.
@alice But, seriously, the erotica microstory offer is on the table, if you wish.
