good morning this guillotine bike trailer is really doing it for me

[hohokam@mastodon.sdf.org]

@coolsquid I love my state.

[enalys@mastodon.zergy.net]

@coolsquid
Wasn't Salem tradition burning people at the stake?

[flesh@transfem.social]

@Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net @coolsquid@438punk.house Not Salem, no.

[greyduck@wellduck.me]

@coolsquid Damn, neighbors to the south, I was not familiar with the quality of your game.

I salute you, Salemites.

[very_soft_particles@438punk.house]

@Enalys @coolsquid ur thinking Salem Mass, not Salem Oregon

[tragivictoria@mastodon.com.pl]

@coolsquid they should be afraid

[seadonut@tech.lgbt]

@Enalys @coolsquid
pretty sure that was the other salem

[maloki@rage.love]

@coolsquid glad they're still scared of the guillotine at least

[stelepami@mspsocial.net]

Attn @t54r4n1, guillotine bike trailer when?

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@coolsquid it really is...the revolution will be 0 CO2, cycle friendly, apparently

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@coolsquid@438punk.house salem rich hunt

[internetsdairy@mastodon.art]

@coolsquid I'm curious about the legality of this - like I think in a lot of places, you would likely get arrested for threatening behaviour or something. But in the US, you can carry guns, and a guillotine isn't really a range weapon, so is this fine?

[astraleureka@social.treehouse.systems]

@Enalys @coolsquid wrong Salem

[internetsdairy@mastodon.art]

@gsuberland @coolsquid ah, that would help! I didn't clock the blade wasn't real. Still, frightening if you're a courgette.

[stoori@polyglot.city]

@coolsquid uber for guillotine, finally some real innovation

[sudaksis@furry.engineer]

@SeaDonut @Enalys @coolsquid Yeah, the place where the British colonists held the last witch hunts in courts is a different place, later renamed to Danvers 60 years after it happened. Different place.

[willow@blahaj.zone]

@coolsquid@438punk.house keep it real, Oregon.

[izzychambers@social.vivaldi.net]

@coolsquid Seems that will be a big seller after 2028, if not sooner.

[shaedrich@mastodon.online]

@Stoori @coolsquid "you are third in queue. Please wait till the two preceding heads are chopped off. Your driver Bernie will be as fast as he can."