Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.

[rgsharpe@sfba.social]

@alice This is terrible. Your average wheelchair is not going to be significantly fast enough to serve as a getaway vehicle during a kidnapping.

[loon@transfem.social]

@alice@lgbtqia.space My brain started reading the alt text in the middle for whatever reason, and I saw baby³ and thought "baby cubed!" And the tiny human in that pose looks so excited, like they're saying "yay!" and I have to wonder why

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@xinit I lol'd

[drewbob@weatherishappening.network]

@alice Wave farewell to your baby as it gets placed in a wheelchair this way

[mindpersephone@spookygirl.boo]

@alice if they don't regularly have to clean/replace that because someone sharpies it to 60s batman with the bomb I'm going to be disappointed in humanity.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Rgsharpe I like to think that the one on the left isn't a person in a wheelchair, but is in fact the same baby with an absolutely loaded diaper.

[beaiouns@is.nota.live]

@theorangetheme @alice yeah that baby leakin

[cainmark@mstdn.social]

@mindpersephone @alice

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." -Batman as played by Adam West in the 1966 TV show "Batman ".

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@xinit @alice Yeah, blow up the wheelchair user!

That sounds awful out of context…

[pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com]

@alice Accurate depiction of how desperate you have to be to use those bathrooms.

The stall doors are so low I can see out of them while sitting on the toilet.

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@alice Ah, a graphic designer who has had children, I see. 🥳

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@benjamincox The person in the wheelchair just said "I'm gettin' too old for this shit" which always leads to shooting or exploding.

So, seems unavoidable.
@alice

[rgsharpe@sfba.social]

@alice Hats off to that diaper engineer, then. Truly a god among us mortals.

[whangdoodler@piipitin.fi]

@pencilears @alice i have been there in so many nightmares.

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@alice

I have been there and done that.

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@pencilears @alice My high school, they replaced all the stalls in the main boys bathroom with little quarter size walls with no doors that came up approximately to your shoulders while sitting. I think it was supposed to stop kids from smoking in the bathroom or something, but in actuality, it just meant only kids with a lot of self confidence pooped. Everyone else used other bathrooms.

[colinburgess@mastodon.nz]

@alice this is awesome.

Only modification I’d make…

“Oh no, I’m getting there first!”

(Seen at University of Oregon)

[donlamb_1@mastodon.online]

@alice baby diaper must be hella full and stinky.

[purplestephyr@thetransagenda.gay]

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange @pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com @alice@lgbtqia.space I did marching band in high school, so we did a lot of travelling around, and sleeping in various high school gyms. There were a few schools that just completely removed the doors from the stalls, again, presumably to discourage smoking.

But since we were there for a couple days at a time, avoiding pooping wasn't really a great option. So it became an exercise of trying to guess when nobody would be using the bathrooms (eating your lunch quick and going when everyone else was still eating was a decent strategy), then going to the stall at the very end and yelling if you heard anyone approaching.

[itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems]

@alice Me this morning sprinting to the restroom before Thing #2 threw up again ;_;