Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
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@alice I've never raised kids, but I believe that's the "oh shit, it's coming out, it's coming out everywhere!" hustle.
@theorangetheme @alice yeah that baby leakin
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@alice if they don't regularly have to clean/replace that because someone sharpies it to 60s batman with the bomb I'm going to be disappointed in humanity.
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." -Batman as played by Adam West in the 1966 TV show "Batman ".
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@alice "OUT OF THE WAY! IT'S GOING TO BLOW!"
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Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
@alice Accurate depiction of how desperate you have to be to use those bathrooms.
The stall doors are so low I can see out of them while sitting on the toilet.
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Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
@alice Ah, a graphic designer who has had children, I see. 🥳
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@benjamincox The person in the wheelchair just said "I'm gettin' too old for this shit" which always leads to shooting or exploding.
So, seems unavoidable.
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@Rgsharpe I like to think that the one on the left isn't a person in a wheelchair, but is in fact the same baby with an absolutely loaded diaper.
@alice Hats off to that diaper engineer, then. Truly a god among us mortals.
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@alice Accurate depiction of how desperate you have to be to use those bathrooms.
The stall doors are so low I can see out of them while sitting on the toilet.
@pencilears @alice i have been there in so many nightmares.
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Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
I have been there and done that.
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@alice Accurate depiction of how desperate you have to be to use those bathrooms.
The stall doors are so low I can see out of them while sitting on the toilet.
@pencilears @alice My high school, they replaced all the stalls in the main boys bathroom with little quarter size walls with no doors that came up approximately to your shoulders while sitting. I think it was supposed to stop kids from smoking in the bathroom or something, but in actuality, it just meant only kids with a lot of self confidence pooped. Everyone else used other bathrooms.
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Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
@alice this is awesome.
Only modification I’d make…
“Oh no, I’m getting there first!”
(Seen at University of Oregon)
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Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
@alice baby diaper must be hella full and stinky.
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@pencilears @alice My high school, they replaced all the stalls in the main boys bathroom with little quarter size walls with no doors that came up approximately to your shoulders while sitting. I think it was supposed to stop kids from smoking in the bathroom or something, but in actuality, it just meant only kids with a lot of self confidence pooped. Everyone else used other bathrooms.
@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange @pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com @alice@lgbtqia.space I did marching band in high school, so we did a lot of travelling around, and sleeping in various high school gyms. There were a few schools that just completely removed the doors from the stalls, again, presumably to discourage smoking.
But since we were there for a couple days at a time, avoiding pooping wasn't really a great option. So it became an exercise of trying to guess when nobody would be using the bathrooms (eating your lunch quick and going when everyone else was still eating was a decent strategy), then going to the stall at the very end and yelling if you heard anyone approaching. -
Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
@alice Me this morning sprinting to the restroom before Thing #2 threw up again ;_;
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@pencilears @alice My high school, they replaced all the stalls in the main boys bathroom with little quarter size walls with no doors that came up approximately to your shoulders while sitting. I think it was supposed to stop kids from smoking in the bathroom or something, but in actuality, it just meant only kids with a lot of self confidence pooped. Everyone else used other bathrooms.
@JessTheUnstill @alice I'm pretty sure the stall doors being so low it feels like you're in a cat box, are like that because they used to have big problems with drugs and prostitution.
Which, unfortunately, is the kind of thing that spooks the tourists and the moms from Bellevue, and the market needs their money.
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange @pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com @alice@lgbtqia.space I did marching band in high school, so we did a lot of travelling around, and sleeping in various high school gyms. There were a few schools that just completely removed the doors from the stalls, again, presumably to discourage smoking.
But since we were there for a couple days at a time, avoiding pooping wasn't really a great option. So it became an exercise of trying to guess when nobody would be using the bathrooms (eating your lunch quick and going when everyone else was still eating was a decent strategy), then going to the stall at the very end and yelling if you heard anyone approaching.@PurpleStephyr @JessTheUnstill @alice my old highschool had two tiny uncovered courtyards in the hallways that nobody was allowed into that, I learned from the most senior staff member, were originally smoking areas.
So like, the 80's had an answer for this!
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@benjamincox The person in the wheelchair just said "I'm gettin' too old for this shit" which always leads to shooting or exploding.
So, seems unavoidable.
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@alice Accurate depiction of how desperate you have to be to use those bathrooms.
The stall doors are so low I can see out of them while sitting on the toilet.
@pencilears @alice me in the seattle public library making eye contact with a cis woman while i shit
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Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
@alice "Little Man in the chair! I have one of your people! This lady stole them!"
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Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.
@alice That little guy in the wheelchair better hurry, you don't want to be anywhere near a baby being held that way and especially not underneath!
