Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@xinit @alice They were just one day from retirement…

[ultraviolet@bark.lgbt]

@pencilears @alice me in the seattle public library making eye contact with a cis woman while i shit

[manwhotalkstohishand@mastodon.social]

@alice "Little Man in the chair! I have one of your people! This lady stole them!"

[gooba42@mastodon.social]

@alice That little guy in the wheelchair better hurry, you don't want to be anywhere near a baby being held that way and especially not underneath!

[wil@beige.party]

@theorangetheme I like the sense of urgency @alice

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@Lana @alice ...just with a baby.

[pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com]

@ultraviolet @alice we've all been there

[jj@beige.party]

@donlamb_1 @alice
THIS

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@alice The opposite of the plot of Willow. A Daikini couple finds a Nelwyn child and goes to give it to the first Nelwyn they can find. The one they meet is in a wheelchair--physically restricted, rather than whatever mental thing Madmartigan had going on.

[hnapel@mastodon.social]

@alice

Except for the wicked.

[plwt@mstdn.social]

@alice This is one of the least restful signs I have ever seen. So many variations of drama being potentially played out in only one scene.

[njord@zeroes.ca]

@alice Wait, so the already awful stall doors you can look under are now... getting even more awful?