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@bodhipaksa I got Very cross when Lidl stopped doing their 4-ply toilet paper because that's what I'm used to from Germany, and 3-ply is barely acceptable
2ply isn't a hygiene product, it's a war crime
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa only very occasionally encountered it, in toilets further away from main buildings in places like schools and University buildings.
It had mostly gone by late 1970s when I was a kid, replaced by slightly less worse stuff (but not as good quality as bogroll you would buy for home).
This was in London and SE England, so maybe we were slightly more affluent in this region.
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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Came across it in NZ
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa Soft toilet paper was a novelty bought by posh rich people.
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@bodhipaksa @drmikepj I encountered it at my grandparents’ place in England. It was terrifying
@moof@cupoftea.social @bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot @drmikepj@mastodon.social +1. My grandmother had two toilet paper dispensers: Tracing paper on one side because she "preferred it" and a normal one on the other side for everyone else.
I should complete the mental image by explaining that her toilet featured an old-fashioned high-level cistern with a flushing power that terrified small me. Standard Flushing Procedure involved closing the lid, holding the chain with an outstretched arm while standing as far into the doorway as possible, then delivering a swift tug before launching into an emergency high-speed sprint of the kind that was usually reserved for being pursued by school bullies or Scary Dogs. It probably smelled of Ajax. -
@bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot @purplepadma@beige.party @BenCotterill@mastodon.social "Now wash your hands."
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@bodhipaksa Soft toilet paper was a novelty bought by posh rich people.
@bodhipaksa Actually I think the last time I saw hard toilet paper was as late as the mid 1980s. I won't name and shame the institution because they were, and still are, otherwise a Good Thing.
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa
Wales. We had it right through primary and secondary. I would like you to imagine menstruating and having only sharp, shiny, non-absorbent toilet paper. -
Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa my grandparents had it, Izal, as it was medicated, whatever that meant. I thought I'd seen the last of it when they moved to live with us when I was 10, then as a teenager we went camping at a Forestry Commission site in Dumfries and Galloway. Yup, I experienced the delight of it once more, this time with corporate branding.
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa in the 1970s USA, when I was elementary school age, that paper was at school and lots of public bathrooms.
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa @TalktoBeverley My school had it and I avoided having to “go” during school hours.
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa Primary school had it, which I guess is pretty standard. But...
My parents ran the village shop and stocked Izal because there were people who actually wanted to buy it,and use it on their own arses voluntarily
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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@bodhipaksa Public service toilet paper. Eeee.
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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It was like grease proof paper!
I'm sure it was plausible for sewage farms to retrieve it, clean it and resell it!
Horrible stuff!
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@bodhipaksa @TalktoBeverley My school had it and I avoided having to “go” during school hours.
Yes, mine too. But for a girl, loo roll is necessary for both functions.
Which reminds me, my first period began on a school trip to the Lake District. The public lavatory had… you’ve guessed it… Izal. So luxuriously absorbent. NOT. Properly traumatised me!
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
[Boost for larger sample, please!]
I've boosted but I decline my free larger sample of toilet paper thanks!
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
[Boost for larger sample, please!]
@bodhipaksa I remember my father and grandparents (in the us) talking about using a “sears & roebuck” catalog … you got to read the thing and then use it

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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
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I worked for a Canadian company that was so cheap you’d swear that there were wood chips in the toilet paper.
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Yes, mine too. But for a girl, loo roll is necessary for both functions.
Which reminds me, my first period began on a school trip to the Lake District. The public lavatory had… you’ve guessed it… Izal. So luxuriously absorbent. NOT. Properly traumatised me!
@TalktoBeverley @bodhipaksa Why we never thought to bring a toilet roll to school with us I don’t know. Plenty of room in my school bag - especially on PE days.
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Right! Hard toilet paper!
People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.
I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.
If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.
[Boost for larger sample, please!]
@bodhipaksa Oh wow, flash back to primary school. Hideous stuff.