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  • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    Right! Hard toilet paper!

    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

    [Boost for larger sample, please!]

    jackthecat@mastodon.scotJ rich@mastodon.gamedev.placeR lachasseuse@mastodon.scotL peediewee@mstdn.socialP brian@beige.partyB 69 Replies Last reply
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    • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

      Right! Hard toilet paper!

      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

      jackthecat@mastodon.scotJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      #2

      @bodhipaksa Scotland. Izal. Bum brutal.

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      • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

        Right! Hard toilet paper!

        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

        rich@mastodon.gamedev.placeR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #3

        @bodhipaksa It was in my primary school - If you had to design the most non-absorbent paper in the universe - that was it, right?!

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        • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

          Right! Hard toilet paper!

          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

          lachasseuse@mastodon.scotL This user is from outside of this forum
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          #4

          @bodhipaksa It was "medicated" as well, whatever that meant.
          Some of it had "property of the British government" printed on it, haha!

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          • jackthecat@mastodon.scotJ jackthecat@mastodon.scot

            @bodhipaksa Scotland. Izal. Bum brutal.

            bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
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            #5

            @JackTheCat School. Public toilets. Right? I read somewhere that IZAL gave it away to local authorities as a perk when they bought cleaning supplies.

            We had a family friend who bought several boxes of it for next to nothing and USED IT AT HOME. He had children, dammit! Social workers should have been called in!

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            • lachasseuse@mastodon.scotL lachasseuse@mastodon.scot

              @bodhipaksa It was "medicated" as well, whatever that meant.
              Some of it had "property of the British government" printed on it, haha!

              bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
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              #6

              @LaChasseuse It was labelled as "medicated" for sure.

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              • rich@mastodon.gamedev.placeR rich@mastodon.gamedev.place

                @bodhipaksa It was in my primary school - If you had to design the most non-absorbent paper in the universe - that was it, right?!

                bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
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                #7

                @rich Completely non-absorbent and unfit for purpose. All it did was smear faeces around and lacerate your bum-hole.

                It popped into my mind the other day for some reason.

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                • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                  Right! Hard toilet paper!

                  People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                  I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                  If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                  [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                  peediewee@mstdn.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #8

                  @bodhipaksa scotland in primary school. it was awful.

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                  • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                    @rich Completely non-absorbent and unfit for purpose. All it did was smear faeces around and lacerate your bum-hole.

                    It popped into my mind the other day for some reason.

                    rich@mastodon.gamedev.placeR This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #9

                    @bodhipaksa It's probably worth investigating - obviously there's some scandal behind it where some Head of School Governor Board or other did a shady deal with Bacofoil or something - otherwise how in the hecking heck did this pass the most cursory of checks

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                    • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                      brian@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #10

                      @bodhipaksa

                      Yes! My vivid memory of this is in the toilets in my Lanarkshire primary school. I think of whatever-the-hell that toilet paper was made of more than is probably healthy…

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                      • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                        @JackTheCat School. Public toilets. Right? I read somewhere that IZAL gave it away to local authorities as a perk when they bought cleaning supplies.

                        We had a family friend who bought several boxes of it for next to nothing and USED IT AT HOME. He had children, dammit! Social workers should have been called in!

                        jackthecat@mastodon.scotJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #11

                        @bodhipaksa Ooft! Wicked stuff.

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                        • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                          Right! Hard toilet paper!

                          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                          mtp@musicians.todayM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #12

                          @bodhipaksa as a young child (born '74) that stuff was nightmare fuel as you just smeared your own shit around your bum like you were buttering the inside of a cake tin to stop the cake mix from sticking to the tin

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                          • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                            Right! Hard toilet paper!

                            People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                            I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                            If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                            [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                            research_ftw@sciences.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #13

                            @bodhipaksa North West England. We ran out of tracing paper in class once and the teacher told us to nip to the loo and get some! It worked!

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                            • jackthecat@mastodon.scotJ jackthecat@mastodon.scot

                              @bodhipaksa Scotland. Izal. Bum brutal.

                              fionacraig@mastodon.scotF This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #14

                              @JackTheCat @bodhipaksa Ditto. Early 80s primary school(s) and public buildings. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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                              • rich@mastodon.gamedev.placeR rich@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                @bodhipaksa It's probably worth investigating - obviously there's some scandal behind it where some Head of School Governor Board or other did a shady deal with Bacofoil or something - otherwise how in the hecking heck did this pass the most cursory of checks

                                rich@mastodon.gamedev.placeR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #15

                                @bodhipaksa having read more, it seems a company convinced corporations that IZAL was unstealable and actually didn't clog Britain's narrow sewage system, and convinced everyone scraping was more hygenic 😬 (since debunked)

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                                • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                                  Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                  People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                  I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                  If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                  [Boost for larger sample, please!]

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                                  #16

                                  @bodhipaksa we had evil tracing paper, then it got changed to pink sandpaper.

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                                  • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                                    Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                    [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                    feloniouspunk@beige.partyF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #17

                                    @bodhipaksa @purplepadma We still have a similar variety of paper in the states but ours doesn’t sound quite as bad as you describe. Mostly used in schools, hospitals, etc. We used to joke, calling it John Wayne toilet paper - rough and tough.

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                                    • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                      bencotterill@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #18

                                      @bodhipaksa @purplepadma IZAL!

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                                      • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                                        Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

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                                        #19

                                        @bodhipaksa yes, remembered with horror from my junior school in southern England, where the toilets were in a mouldy outside block. It was so damp in there that hard paper (“
                                        Izal Medicated”) was provided… anything else went soggy.

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                                        • bodhipaksa@mastodon.scotB bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                                          Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

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                                          #20

                                          @bodhipaksa I remember its name, but I shall not say its name, for fear of summoning it.

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