Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler I have a huge problem with the phrase: "historically accurate" in this context. Really!? All the fantasy was actually real? Guess in the circles Musk move, changing reality, facts and history has never been a problem, his bro Donnie will vouch for everything and fire anyone not agreeing.
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And the Trojan war was really started by a god taking one of the Golden Apples of the Hesperides, throwing it on the table at the feast and saying "For the most beautiful woman".
Ray Harrryhausen did great special effects for old Greek & Arab stories made as movies for Hollywood.
Elon Musk is a con man. SpaceX IPO, "Starship", Mars, Tesla trucks, Boring Company Hyperloop, Power Wall, Thai caving, Twitter -> X fiascos. Rich by luck & taxpayer.
Paid Tesla founders to be named.@raymaccarthy @Richard_Littler his Starship, the one that keeps exploding, is supposed to be off to Mars in a few weeks or he'll miss the deadline he set (and everyone seems to have forgotten)
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler
He also once self-exclaimed believing 'freedom of speech absolutism', but guess what happened then? -
Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.Or he could just make the self-driving car that he's been promising for 15 years.
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@Richard_Littler I have a huge problem with the phrase: "historically accurate" in this context. Really!? All the fantasy was actually real? Guess in the circles Musk move, changing reality, facts and history has never been a problem, his bro Donnie will vouch for everything and fire anyone not agreeing.
I suppose when you've made a living denying reality, calling everything you believe "Historically accurate" isn't that farfetched.
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler
And if it's AI-created, then #ElonMusk didn't really make it. -
@Richard_Littler Looking forward to Circe's speech, then. Hopefully staring right at the camera.
Don't let Medusa stare straight into the camera. You don't want your audience getting historically accurately stoned.
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I think you will find that, historically, Musk has been inaccurate in almost every promise or prediction he ever made.
[I like to remind everyone that the linguistic origin of the word ‘Musk’ means ‘testicle’].Kick him right in his historically accurate musks.
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler I was nearly certain that was an Onion headline. But it wasn’t.
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.You must keep in mind, though, that the goose was white. Everyone knows that all geese are white. /s
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler Mythology was never meant as documentary.
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Don't let Medusa stare straight into the camera. You don't want your audience getting historically accurately stoned.
Worry not, Musk is already stoned on the regular so he will feel no effect -
@raymaccarthy @Richard_Littler his Starship, the one that keeps exploding, is supposed to be off to Mars in a few weeks or he'll miss the deadline he set (and everyone seems to have forgotten)
@Lazarou I hope it works so that he can go on it with a one-way ticket
It will relieve the planet of another bigoted arsehole @raymaccarthy @Richard_Littler -
@Lazarou I hope it works so that he can go on it with a one-way ticket
It will relieve the planet of another bigoted arsehole @raymaccarthy @Richard_Littler@connynasch @raymaccarthy @Richard_Littler he ain't going into Space, he's a coward.
Also, we shouldn't be dumping our trash on other worlds, it's not fair to the robots on Mars! -
Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler He does know that although the narrative is deeply rooted in real history IT IS FICTION!
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.But a black wamen in a region directly adjacent to Africa, it's just too much, too much!
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler@mastodon.social
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler
*checks calendar*
No, it's not the first of April.*checks again*
Ah. So, a full length film scripted, shot and cut in 5 months. OK. -
Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.Musk, thats the lame-o who said he will offer a full-self-driving Tesla "next year" ? And another one for max 20.000 US$ ?
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Helen of Troy was born from an egg as a result of her father turning into a swan (or goose) and mating with her mother, who may have been either Leda or Nemesis.
And let's not forget the 6-headed, 12-footed Scylla, and the half-bird, half-human sirens.
I look forward to all the hiSToRICle aCCuraSSy.@Richard_Littler Yet another promise he won't keep.
