Alphabetical clock

[float13@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad

E-I-E-I-Ooooooh

[varx@defcon.social]

@catsalad I sat here for far too long going "that's not in lexographical order. That would be 1, 11, 12, 2,3,4,5..." Until I realised it's by the English spelling of the number.

[hcf@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Does anyone read the numbers, or their names for this matter, on an analog clock face anyway? You may wipe the numbers off completely and yet I'll be able to tell the time.

[edgeofeurope@mastodon.social]

@catsalad The right order is

5 - cinque
10 - dieci
12 - dodici
2 - due
9 - nove
8 - otto
4 - quattro
6 - sei
7 - sette
3 - tre
11 - undici
1 - uno

[jizzeletbass@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad This hurts my brain

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad

The time is now EI:FOEL

[rhoot@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@catsalad the best part with this is the clock would be different in different places

[veviser@mastodon.social]

@catsalad T - time takes up far too much of the clock face. A whole 25%!

[mxalba@blahaj.zone]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Totally wrong it should be 8 3 1 11 9 10 12 2 4 5 6 7 (acht drie een elf negen tien twaalf twee vier vijf zes zeven)

[scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@catsalad I kind-of want to see one work, which would involving jumping around, especially if the minute ticks are also alphabetical.

[feliz@norden.social]

@Amorpheus @catsalad

I have set the keyboard layout on my phone so that it runs on the QWERTY keyboard layout when using English language and on the Dvorak keyboard layout when typing in German. It took two weeks to be fluent on both layouts and now my brain doesn't even notice the difference anymore.

[axolotl1@gaygeek.social]

@catsalad I hate you and I hate this clock. My eyes are cursed and my tears will be forever tainted. I am less useful for spell components now. I don't like this fact.

[mxalba@blahaj.zone]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Or maybe.... 5 2 10 12 8 9 11 4 7 6 3 1 (cinq deux dix douze huit neuf onze quatre sept six trois un)

[zer0unplanned@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@catsalad Djeez! you scared me with this huge clock at start feed refresh!

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad Or 8:411

[ah_99@mastodonapp.uk]

@arielmt @catsalad

April
August
December
February
January
July
June
March
May
November
October
September

[immersfer@mementomori.social]

@catsalad
I tried to understand this in my language until I realised this was English ‍

[me@social.jlamothe.net]

@catsalad It took ke longer than I care to admit to figure this one out.

[ve2uwy@mastodon.radio]

@catsalad

GET THAT OFF MY TIMELINE!! MY BRAIN IS NOW BROKEN IRREPARABLY!!!

[soldusty@beige.party]

@catsalad
The perfect clock to curse someone with. I think it's made me cross-eyed ‍.