Alphabetical clock
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@catsalad We gotta start installing these just to fuck with people
@ocean I think more efficient for that would be clocks where the numbers are moved clockwise one position, so where 1 usually is, is 12 and where 2 usually is is 1. with this clock you'd immediately notice something is wrong, with a slightly wrong clock you need to pay attention to it and then you'll be even madder
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@eljorgeabides @the_turtle @catsalad They explained the cars and the cigarette boats by claiming they were all ‘seized assets’ that the cops were using as cover.
…sure…
@IanAMartin @eljorgeabides @catsalad miami vice was to actual cop activity what Disney World is to actual Europe.
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@IanAMartin @eljorgeabides @catsalad miami vice was to actual cop activity what Disney World is to actual Europe.
@the_turtle @eljorgeabides @catsalad The best thing was waiting for Edward James Almos to stare stoically out a window, raise a walkie-talkie to his mouth, and say “…go!” Excellent stuff, and guaranteed to happen no less frequently than in every other episode.
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@the_turtle @eljorgeabides @catsalad The best thing was waiting for Edward James Almos to stare stoically out a window, raise a walkie-talkie to his mouth, and say “…go!” Excellent stuff, and guaranteed to happen no less frequently than in every other episode.
@IanAMartin @eljorgeabides @catsalad somebody should make a supercut of that, like they did for "Mad Men" .
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@IanAMartin @eljorgeabides @catsalad somebody should make a supercut of that, like they did for "Mad Men" .
@the_turtle @eljorgeabides @catsalad Somewhere just past the ½-way point, I thought ‘is this a loop, or…’ and then what were clearly fresh moments appeared.
Genius.
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@hellomiakoda @catsalad yeah…
To the point that I've to remind folks thaf asking someone if they are is quite illegal in Germany…
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@catsalad Wicked enough for me to design such a face for a clock
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@catsalad I reckon this could go well with the alphabetical calendar:
April
August
December
February
January
July
June
March
May
November
October
SeptemberComplete with alphabetical weeks:
Friday
Monday
Saturday
Sunday
Thursday
Tuesday
WednesdayAnd alphabetical dates:
8, 18, 11, 15, 5, 4, 14, 9, 19, 1, 7, 17, 6, 16, 10, 13, 30, 31, 3, 12, 20, 28, 25, 24, 29, 21, 27, 26, 23, 22, 2
And for languages other than English, they're arranged alphabetically in their respective languages as well.
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@catsalad ::twitches::
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange i never knew a clock could hurt me
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@eljorgeabides @the_turtle @catsalad They explained the cars and the cigarette boats by claiming they were all ‘seized assets’ that the cops were using as cover.
…sure…
@IanAMartin @the_turtle @catsalad yeah I know, but I mean
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@catsalad I just realized if you have twelve different clocks, one with 11 at each position (or a clock with just 11 at each position) then it is always time for elevensies.
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@catsalad I told the wine buyer at our store that I had dusted and alphabetized the wine
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Well. Aren't you the fancy one? Taking the Express while the rest of us are in our handbaskets.
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@catsalad I can imagine Michael "Vsauce" Stevens having this in his office.
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@the_turtle @IanAMartin @catsalad
I'm kidding, no way a cop can afford a Ferrari
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@catsalad
I tried to understand this in my language until I realised this was English
Like this?
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