Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?

[salty@mastodon.nz]

@MostlyHarmless knowing my luck the murder i would need to solve would be my own and i would be forced to team up with some mulder-alike who keeps getting sidetracked by little green men which aren't real but it turns out actually there are little green men just not those ones and the bad guys are the good guys and everyone is losing interest and meanwhile im over here like wooooooo im haunting you until i solve my own murder but nobody notices because theyre all bored now

[drhyde@fosstodon.org]

@MostlyHarmless I have Dr in my handle so consider yourself prescribed!

[infoseepage@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless Medicinal Whiskey. I could really use a prescription about now...and I don't drink really...Things just that bad.

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@MostlyHarmless @futurebird

I too would like to find this specialist.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@MostlyHarmless We can get three weeks in a spa here in France for such matters of self-reflection if your Doc is cool. And he will be.

Every year.

Seriously

Crimes to solve not guaranteed though.

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@MostlyHarmless

“Small picturesque town in the Cotswolds has highest per capita murder rate in the world. Kindly old priest suspiciously involved in all of them.”

[grouchox@freeradical.zone]

@MostlyHarmless what if it's the "fall-in-love-with-the-local-doctor" kind of place?

[queenofnewyork@newsie.social]

@MostlyHarmless This sounds amazing. Doctors these days just don't have their patients' best interest at heart!

[sasutina13@lgbtqia.space]

@MostlyHarmless Yes! This! Or France. (as long as it's not Brighton.)

[scott@mastodon.clitheroe.ca]

@MostlyHarmless You'd think it exotic, and maybe glamorous, but it sure sounds like a lot of work:

"This is the story of a con man who couldn't stop lying. A tale of murder, stolen identities, fine art, a diaper stuffed with gold bars, and a crime solved by a Rolex watch. From rural Canada to coastal England, he lied and deceived at every turn."

https://www.cbc.ca/newsinteractives/features/sea-of-lies

It was a good podcast series:
https://www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-podcasts/2031-sea-of-lies

[imgoneinpeace@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless I mean... Is that so much to ask for!? Just a little murder mystery to calm the nerves.

[waldorf@infosec.exchange]

@MostlyHarmless Is your real name Jessica?

[denofearth@mas.to]

@MostlyHarmless
The best part is making your way to the island on the sea tractor. Unfortunately you are also required to eat Poirot's diet.

[danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@MostlyHarmless sometimes you've gotta make your own murders...

[darkphoenix@universeodon.com]

@MostlyHarmless sounds like a Agatha Christie/Hercule Poirot movie...

[_the_cloud@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless Sure! Just fill out this survey.

I would like to play the following role:

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@MostlyHarmless because your life wasn't written by Agatha Christie, probably.

[intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk]

@MostlyHarmless

Come to #Hamilton! Maybe not the Cotswolds but still quite lovely.

https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/hamilton-nature-prescription/article_53bf5bbb-4c09-52fc-aa75-1ddb93a36a85.html

[mpark@mathstodon.xyz]

@MissConstrue @MostlyHarmless @futurebird I feel like getting a doctor to prescribe it is easy. It's getting insurance to cover it that's the challenge.

[vocumsineratio@hachyderm.io]

@MostlyHarmless

Because those doctors are "out of network".