I was eating a butter cracker with smoked cheese, avocado, and spicy hummus on it, when the cracker buckled under the weight of the toppings.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

I was eating a butter cracker with smoked cheese, avocado, and spicy hummus on it, when the cracker buckled under the weight of the toppings. In a bad Scottish accent I blurted out "she can'na take any more, captain, she's too cheesy!"

And it struck me just how weird it is that in the Star Trek universe, you can just route more power to anything to make it work better. Like try doing that IRL with your toaster or something—it just gets you a melted toaster and a small kitchen fire.