I regret to inform you Elon Musk has made a 6 minute AI video of himself as a superhero and it’s the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog

immense tidal waves destroying a city
immense grin from the world's richest sociopath

[cindyyusa@mastodon.world]

@GossiTheDog

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog Pre-musk I never even considered the possibility that someone with unlimited resources and some sort of personality disorder could actually fail at being a bond villain; it just seemed like the sort of thing where the gate was kept mostly by the resource requirements.

Post-musk I understand that, somehow, there are actually some fairly profound failure conditions.

[standard_phil@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog He's a surprisingly unhealthy-looking individual these days.

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @james_inthe_box @GossiTheDog So how many Rohingya did Zuck kill?

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@leroy @hunterking @GossiTheDog https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner_for_One

(the video isn't hard to find and it's infinitely more funny than Musk's dreck.)

[frodobeutlin@troet.cafe]

@GossiTheDog remember when Ken thought Patriarchy was about horses?

[zpayne@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog He then masturbates over it

[phangurl@starbase80.wtf]

@GossiTheDog I'd have to claw out my eyes. No thank you. 🤮

[Gæst]

@GossiTheDog
No thanks

[dezz@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog The best scene was of him having dinner with all his mates