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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • tmr232@mastodon.socialT tmr232@mastodon.social

    @dazfuller this is painful...

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    #25

    @tmr232 this is the future. It’s because we don’t understand how to morge code that software development will be dead in 6-12 months.

    Just don’t ask which 6-12 months

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    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

      Update:

      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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      #26

      @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

        Update:

        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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        #27

        @dazfuller My favorite part is when Tim said it's morgin time and morged all over everyone

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        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

          Update:

          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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          #28

          @dazfuller this can all be fixed by cherry pitting morges and squash morging, or if you don't like squash, pumpkin morgues.

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          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            Update:

            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            jackeric@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            #29

            @dazfuller this... this... this is a pastiche of a beautiful diagram of a Git branching model published in the late 2000s and later disowned by its authors as obsolete in an era of continuous delivery

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            • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

              @dazfuller this... this... this is a pastiche of a beautiful diagram of a Git branching model published in the late 2000s and later disowned by its authors as obsolete in an era of continuous delivery

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              #30

              @dazfuller Look!
              https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                Update:

                It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                #31

                @dazfuller I'm showing this to my boss tomorrow as exhibit no one as why ai cannot document software properly or replace us technical writers.

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                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                  Update:

                  It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                  https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                  #32

                  @dazfuller@mstdn.social "On a scale of zero to Tim" 😆

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                  • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                    @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                    #33

                    @itgrrl @dazfuller cofeve!

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                    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                      Update:

                      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                      #34

                      @dazfuller It's old-fashioned but I'm against morging.

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                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                        Update:

                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                        #35

                        @dazfuller
                        Y'all will love this I bet

                        /ducks

                        https://entire.io

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                          #36

                          @JennyFluff
                          The things Tim has seen.
                          @dazfuller

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                          • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                            @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                            #37

                            @itgrrl 😂

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                            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                              Update:

                              It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                              https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                              #38

                              @dazfuller

                              They should try SourceMorge

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                              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                Update:

                                It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                #39

                                @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                                I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                                morg / mɔrg /
                                verb
                                to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                                Use in a sentence
                                *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                  @dpnash oh shit, sorry Tim! You should have words with Timn tomorrow before he starts working from the initial commit

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                                  #40

                                  @dazfuller @dpnash Tinm or timn (I'm still not sure myself.) Is not bound by the law of entropy, and therefore has been made responsible for making any git morges that need to occur in the past. I hope that clears things up.

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                                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                    Update:

                                    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                    #41

                                    @dazfuller
                                    That reminds me, what happened to the original Learn Microsoft documentation??? Was it archived at least??

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                                    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                      Update:

                                      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                      #42

                                      @dazfuller

                                      “But surely, Eddington, your theory implies an ‘arrow of Tim’ that runs counter to your expectations?”

                                      “Don’t call me Shirley.”

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                                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                        Update:

                                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                        #43

                                        @dazfuller
                                        Tim keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
                                        Into the future

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                                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                          Update:

                                          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                          #44

                                          @benrfairless I’m not going to disagree with my latest find @MattHatton : AI is mad cow disease for computers 😏🤔😂

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